"Eren, Annie, Reiner, and Ymir must shift and have a house building contest inside a city in Wall Sina. The deciding factors would be how fast it was built, stability, size, and the overall input of the civilians. The one with the worst house must run around the city in a tutu while acting like a normal brain-dead Titan. (Bertholdt will be excluded. He'd be too slow and trample over everything)" - J2002P
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WARNING: THIS PART MAY CONTAIN MANGA SPOILERS!! Also, this one is a lot longer than the ones before it. I hope u enjoy!
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Eren: Holy sh**, talk about a long dare!!
Maya: YUSSS!! THE LONGER THE BETTER!!! THANK YOU, J2002P!!!
Jean: I HOPE YOU LOSE, EREN!!!
Eren: DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP!!! I'LL BEAT ALL THOSE LOSERS!!!!
Annie: *Raises an eyebrow*
Eren: Uhh... LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, JEAN!!!!
Reiner: Ohhh it is SO on!!!!
Maya: WHAT ARE YA'LLZ WAITING FOR?!?!?! LET'S GO GET YMIR AND GO ON A MAGICAL ADVENTURE TO WALL FRICKIN' SINA FOR LIKE, THE THIRD TIME!!!!!!!!!
Christa: Oh god, why Ymir...?
---------------1 hour later--------------------
*The group (plus Ymir) are all geared up in Wall Sina (again) and now looking for an empty place in the city to have a house building contest*
Ymir: No one ever told me why we're here...
Eren: CALM YOUR A** DOWN!!! YOU ARE HERE TO COMPETE IN A F***ING HOUSE BUILDING CONTEST AGAINST F***IN REINER, ANNIE, AND ME IN YOUR CREEPY A** TITAN FORM!!!
Ymir: Gee, no wonder people call you the angry German kid...
Maya: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT SOUNDS RACI-
Jean: OVER THERE!! *Points to an empty area in Wall Sina*
Maya: Perfect!!!
*Everyone lands in the big, empty area*
Eren: Wait... We don't have any materia-
Levi: I only brought cement. You lazy a**es didn't help me.
Ymir: That'll be all I need! *Takes all the cement*
Reiner: HEY! WE NEED SOME, TOO!!!
Ymir: *Rolls eyes* Fine, ya whiney little bitc*!!!
Maya: Now transform!!!! *Runs up to each Shifter and shoves their hands in their mouths*
*Ymir, Reiner, Eren, and Annie transform*
Maya: Hey!! Your trick works, Jean!!
Jean: Well, ya know, I try!!! *Flips hair*
Ymir (Human inside Titan): DAM*IT!! THESE CEMENT BUCKETS ARE TOO SMALL NOW!!
Annie (Human inside Titan): Sh**!! How am I going to start this?!?!
Reiner (Human inside Titan): Meh...
Eren (Human inside Titan): Screw this!! *Rips someone else's house from the ground and places it in front of him. There was a person in the house who was clearly taking a shower*
Person: AHHH WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
Eren (Titan): RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Eren (Human inside Titan): U LIVE HERE NOW, MOTHA F***A!!!
Annie (Titan): *Runs around the town, picking up loose pieces of wood and other materials and starts building*
Ymir (Human inside Titan): I'm outta ideas...
Ymir (Titan): *Does exactly what Annie did*
Reiner (Human inside Titan): IMMA BE UNIQUE!!!
Reiner (Titan): *Picks up a bunch of civilians and starts flippin building a house made out of people*
------------10 minutes later---------------
*The shifters are all finished*
Maya: DDDDDAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGG PEEPS DAT WAS F***IN QUICK!!!!
Levi: I'll judge...
*No surprise, fangirls screaming*
Levi: First, how fast. Eren, you obviously finished first.
Random person: PUT MY HOUSE BACK YOU IDIOT!!!!
Jean: *Cups hands around mouth* BBBBOOOOOOO!!! *Does a thumbs down with both hands*
Eren (Titan): *Does the disco dance as a Titan*
Levi: Stability... *Knocks on the wall of Annie's house* Not bad...
Levi: *Knocks on the wall and punches a hole through it* Disappointing...
Random person: I've been meaning to get that fixed...
Jean: *Breaks into laughter*
Eren (Human inside Titan): F***...
Levi: *Knocks on the wall of Reiner's house, which was actually a person's face*
*Reiner's whole "person house" falls over*
Levi: DEAD!!
Reiner (Human inside Titan): I think my definition of "unique" is a bit off...
Levi: *Knocks on the wall of Ymir's House* Pretty good.
Jean: EREN U DEADDDD!!!
Levi: And size...? Tie between Annie and Ymir.
Jean: SO DID EREN LOSE?!?!?!?
Levi: No. Reiner did.
Reiner (Human inside Titan) and Jean:
Levi: *Cuts Eren, Annie, and Ymir loose with blades*
Maya: Anyone have a Titan-Sized tutu??? For Reiner????
Reiner (Human inside Titan): F***!!!!
Sasha: HANGE DOES!!!!!
Reiner (Human inside Titan): DOUBLE F***!!!!!!!
------------10 minutes later-------------
*Reiner as a Titan is walking around the town like a mindless Titan with a huge fluffy pink tutu with Levi, Jean, Eren, Armin, Mikasa, Christa, Ymir, Maya, Sasha, Connie, and even Hange are watching*
Hange: THIS IS GREAT!!!
Eren: F***ing unbelievable...
Maya: *is recording a vid on her phone*
*After getting Reiner out of his Titan, the whole group plus the new members Hange and Ymir circle up once more after putting their gear away*
Maya: That was f***ing great...
Reiner: Never. F***in. Speak. Of. This. Again. Or. I. Will. Kill. You. All..........
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