2023 updated desc. Please don't read this it's literally so cringey. My sorry ass wrote it in middle school it's so bad please LEAVE. I'm only keeping this up cause it somehow got popular and I wanna show how I've improved my writing over the years...
A/N: Hey guys! I'm back! Comments are getting nicer! YAY! Anyway, I do want to let you know this: If I miss any mean comments or arguments, and you happen to see them, PLEASE don't hesitate to tell me, and I can fix it right up (hopefully)! Anyway, I realized I took a break on a bad day, and totally goofed up cause it means I missed doing a part on Eren's birthday. So, this chap is for everyone's favorite Angry German Kid!
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Maya: EREN!!!! Get over here!!!
Eren: YOU SKIPPED MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM FOREVER MAD AT U, MAYA!!!!!
Maya: I'M SORRY I LOVE YOUUUUU
Eren: Maya... Stop it... Get some help...
Maya: AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANYWAY IMMA CALL DA GROUP BACK CAUSE NOW TOD CONTINUES!!!!
Eren: NOOO!
{Once everyone is back} I'm using those for time skips from now one. It's way easier than the little lines I used to do XD
Maya: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!!!
Ginga: YYAAAAYYYY!!!
Everyone else: *Sarcastic* Yay...
Maya: I'll start bringing at least one OC in each chapter again, but not in this one. The next chapter will start that up again. Anyway! Eren! To celebrate your late birthday, we are going Titan killing! For fun!
Levi: Not sure Titan killing is meant to be fun.
Maya: OHH BUT WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT FUN!! How you ask? Well, we are going to have teams. There are about 15.5 of us, so here's what we will do-
Petra: 15.5...?
Maya: Yeah... Marco is here to ya know.
Marco and Jean: HEY!
Maya: Anyway! Fine, 16. Logic sucks. Anyway, we can split up into groups of 2. Then what we are going to do is we are going to have a competition. Have at least 1 person in the group keep track of how many kills you get. You'll have 15 minutes.
Levi: Boring.
Maya: BUT WAIT! There's more! There are 8 sets of different colored flags. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, teal, and brown. Each team picks a color. Once you kill the Titan, put your color flag on the corpse, so that way if another team crosses it, even if it's rotting, they can't cheat and put their flag on it.
