"I dare Sasha to watch everyone eat her favorite food in front of her but she can't have any or else she has to hug a Titan" - Dimitris444
Connie: SO WE GET TO EAT?!!!?!?!?
Sasha: Ummm... I think Eren is going to eat Jean...
Eren (Titan): RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jean: HOLY CRAP WILL SOMEONE JUST FLIPPIN HELP ME ALREADY??????????
Maya: DO IT YOURSELF, JACKA-
Levi: Fine... *Cuts Eren free*
*Titan corpse falls to ground, releasing it's grip on Jean*
Jean: OHHH SWEET GROUNDDDDD!!!! *Starts to kiss the ground* MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET GROUND!!!!
Mikasa: He's on crack...
Eren: *Rubs head* Mikasa, you're ALWAYS on-
Mikasa: EREN!!!!!
Maya: So what's your favorite food, Sasha?!? IMMA STARVIN!!!!
Sasha: NO ONE GETS TO EAT MY POTATOES!!! THEY'RE MINEEEEE ALL MINEEEEEEEEEE YOU HEAR!!!!!!!!!!
Maya: Great answer!!!
Connie: Sorry, Sasha. I may or may not have brought some... Potatoes of my own... *takes out a bag of potatoes*
Annie: Where did you... I'm not even gonna ask...
Sasha: HAHA!! I AM FOREVER DA POTATO QUEEN!!! I HAVE MY OWN TOO!!! *Takes out a bag, realizing that all the potatoes were gone* F***!!! I ATE THEM ALL!!!
Connie: PLZ FORGIVE ME!! *Throws one potato to each person but Sasha*
Sasha: GAHHHHH!!!
Maya: DIG IN!!!
Sasha: NUUUU!!! WHERE IS MINE, CONNIE?!?!?!?!
Connie: *Shoves whole potato in mouth and says with a mouthful* Sorry, Sasha!! You heard the dare!
*Everyone chows down, except for Levi and Armin, who just took small, casual bites*
Eren: DONE!! HA!!!! I FINISHED BEFORE YOU, DONKEY A**!!!
Jean: *Takes a huge gulp* NO YOU DIDN'T, BITC* FACE!!!
Maya: *Is drooling* I WANT MOREEEEE!!!
Christa: Not bad!!!
Annie: whatever...
*Levi and Armin are still eating*
Sasha: NOOOO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *Shoves hands into the bag of potatoes by Connie and pops three in her mouth at a time*
*Everyone smirks as she digs in*
Sasha: *Has a mouthful of potatoes* Wut?
------------20 minutes later---------------
*Everyone is back in Wall Sina, all geared up*
Sasha: So get to hug a Titan now?????
Eren: I feel ya *One single tear falls from eye* *mumbles* Annie love me...
Annie: What was that?
Eren: NOTHING, MR. PRESIDENT!!!!
*Awkward silence is shared until a 14 meter class slowly approaches*
Maya: GO HUG IT, SASHA!!!
Connie: *Mumbles* I hope she pretends that the Titan leg is me...
Sasha: WUTTT WAS DATTTTT, CONNIEEEEEE????
Connie: *Is sweating* I SAID I HOPE THE LEG LOOKS LIKE A POTATO TO YOU!!! Ya know... So it'll be less humiliating...
Sasha: *Glares at Connie*
Connie: *Smiles sarcastically, sweating like a madman* (thinks) 'I am gonna sh** my pants...
Sasha: *Smiles* THAT'S SWEET!! THANKS!!!
Connie: *Takes a breath of relief*
Sasha: *Approaches Titan as everyone stays far back* AWWW!!! YOU'RE A CUTE ONE!!! *Hugs Titan's ankle*
Titan: *Picks up Sasha*
Sasha: Whoa!! Hehe you're adorable!!
Connie: SASHA!!!
Titan: *Smiles and pats Sasha on the head gently*
Eren: WHAT THE F***?!?!
Armin: Its... Nice...?
Maya: WORLD'S GREATEST DISCOVERY!!! NOT ALL TITANS ARE MEANIE LITTLE A**HOLES!!!
*Eren and Annie glare at Maya*
Maya: WHOOPS!!
Annie: You're all f***ing impossible...
Levi: I heavily agree...
-----Another 20 minutes later--------
*Sasha says goodbye to her new F***in bada** Titan buddy she named Potato Head and the group leaves to put their gear away. Not long after they gather up into the circle again*
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Random2023 updated desc. Please don't read this it's literally so cringey. My sorry ass wrote it in middle school it's so bad please LEAVE. I'm only keeping this up cause it somehow got popular and I wanna show how I've improved my writing over the years...
