8 - My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog

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Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth.

Eventually, he and another man got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog. 

The man said, "Let's have a fight out back.'' 

''Okay'' said the other. 

When they got their dogs, one man opened a case and brought out a 12 inch long yellow dog. 

That dog proceeded to kill every other dog in town. 

When one man asked, ''Where did you get that dog?'' the man said, ''Well, before I cut its tail off and painted it yellow, it was an alligator."

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