THE FAMILY DINNER

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     Fear. Worry. That was all that gripped me. Who would have thought that this was how i would spend my family time?
"Now listen all of you. Some bastard called the police on us and we looking for where to hide. This house will just have to do." One of the robbers said.
The other chuckled "We wont kill anybody. Yet. You just have to cooperate."
I could feel moyo shaken with fear. The only calm face i saw in our family was my dad's.
"Now listen here young men! You cant just come in here and thre.." Aunt Lolade was silenced by the display of the gun that decorated the robbers hand.
" look here madam. Just because your skin yellow like pawpaw no mean say you go they form human rights activist. You see this gun so.." He said pointing to the gun on his hand. "I go use am tey end you!". That shut all of us up.
My heart was beating fast. So so fast.
The two armed robbers walked around a bit.
" Alosco! Remove all the jewelries on their body"
The younger robber, began to remove all the necklaces and bangles and earrings dangling and decorating our bodies. Lucky enough, i didn't have any on me but that wouldn't stop them from going upstairs now would it?
     When they got to Aunt Lolade, i knew she couldn't take it anymore. "Don't you dare touch me you filthy.."

" Shut up Lola!" Jerome commanded.

"You don't tell me what to do!" She shouted back.

The robbers didn't say anything watching what would happen next and my father didn't interfere.

"Oh hell yeah i do! I'm your husband. The head of the house!"

"But I'm the one who brings the damn money since you got kicked out."

Awkward silence. I could see uncle Jerome boil with anger.

"What the hell is wrong with you??!" He asked.

Aunty Tonye whispered "please you guys not here..."

One of the robbers snapped " Quiet may them continue"

If i wasn't tied to a chair, i could have been laughing but this wasn't the most comfortable position for amusement.

" The man is right.. Lets talk about this here and now.."
Aunt Lolade rolled her eyes and gave out a sigh " what is it Jerome? Why is it that everything i do is bad to you?  Huh? You better answer me Jerome!"

Jerome sighed " You..you..what do i call you..my wife?? You've acted so far from that. As soon as you got that damn promotion at the bank..its work work work work..no time for the children, no time for me!"

"Well of course honey..do you want us to starve to death??!"
"Well someone's starving" he murmured.

I knew what was coming next.

Eww.

Its a good thing the children were sleeping and we were old enough for these kinds of conversations.

Aunt Lolade batted her eyelashes "excuse me??"

Jerome replied with shyness in his voice. " You're starving me of Sex Lola!"
 
The three musketeers gasped. I was amused. The robbers had already sat down.