COLBYS P.O.V
Floyd got his beloved candy stash (i don't know where he hides it, but it must be good), He even said i can take the day off and he will cook instead of me! I guess they realized how good my cooking was and wanted to give me the respect i deserve and take the day off! What nice brothers:)
Anyways, Floyd has to go to school. He's still in grade 11, but me and my other brothers are already finished school. That's awesome. I hate school. Everything is so hard! I suck at Everything. Except for Lunch. Lunch is my favourite subject. I always get straight A's at Lunch!
i was interrupted by Floyd yelling "LUNCHTIME!"
i bet Floyds making grill cheese sandwiches! He makes the best sandwiches! YUMMY!!!!
I ran as fast as i can into the kitchen. My brothers look at me like i'm crazy.
"What?" I snapped at their faces.
"Nothing... Nothing... just.. why are you running? You should save your energy" said Jayjay.
I ignored him. It's food
who wouldn't run?
------------------------------------------
ZANDERS P.O.V
we all rushed up stairs. Colby kept on mumbling the word 'food' and Kaiser shakes his head and mumbles
'he actually has the guts!'
i didn't get it. I thought everyone has guts. but whatever
we all stumbled into the kitchen, drooling over the smell of the grill cheese sandwiches.
Floyd makes the best.
I sat in my regular spot beside Jayjay, who is beside Nya, who is beside our Uncle, Floyd is across from her and Colby and Kaiser is beside him.
So i was facing the milk hater, Kaiser.
I didn't get it! Milk is something that makes you grow and makes you healthy! Yet, Kaiser didn't like it.
It's almost as crazy as Jayjay not liking Pancakes, or Colby not liking peanut butter, or Floyd not liking Hot Dogs.
All I don't like is Colby's duck chowder.
We all settled down and Floyd brought out his food. And milk, much to Kaisers distaste, but Floyd brought one glass of water, just for Kaiser. Jayjay smears ketchup on his sandwiche before stuffing his face.
Kaiser gagged at the sight "i don't know how people can eat it with anything else! it's suppose to be plain, not with mushed tomatoes."
Jayjay sticked his nose into the air. "it makes me feel special, Deal With It." He took another big bite, leaving a smear of ketchup on his face. I just took another bite of my sandwich, watching the scene unfold before me.
Nya smiled and wiped the ketchup off Jayjays mouth.
Kaiser covered his mouth with both hands and makes a fake puking sound. I wasn't disturbed, and i was sitting next to Jayjay. it wasn't that disgusting, they were just showing affection. it wasn't like they were kissing or something.
Wouldn't Kaiser like that?
I placed two big slices of tomato on my own sandwich and took a big bite.
Kaiser turned a strange colour. "that is just disgusting!" he claimed. i just chewed, enjoying the taste. Who doesn't like tomatos?
Floyd came into the room carrying a bowl of watermelon and next to it, napkins. Cole eagerly reached for it.
I slapped his hands, "That's for dessert!" i snapped. I love watermelons. So we should eat it last. Cole pouted and dipped the corner of his grill cheese into his glass of milk, and then took a huge bite. Kaiser inched away.
He had long thrown away his sandwich. "i lost my appetite" he said "Zander eats it with tomatos, Colby eats it with his milk, and Jayjay..." Kaiser turned a little green " eats his with ketchup." he moaned and holds his stomach in pain.
We all just continued eating. Kai just put his hands on his head. Nya was the only one eating a normal sandwich.
After making sure everything was on the table, Floyd sits down at the table and grabs his own grilled cheese and poured some milk into his glass. Kaiser watched curiously. Next he placed tomatos on his sandwich, then squeezed half the bottle of ketchup on it, then dipped it into his glass of milk.
He combines all three eating methods.
Then he turned to Kaiser and shoved the tomato, ketchup, milk soaked sandwich into his mouth. He chewed, making a sucking sound. Then he sloshed it around and opened his mouth.
Kaiser gagged and ran out of the room.
We all burst out laughing. We could here Kaiser pacing around the room, looking for the rest of his lunch.
"Watermelon Time!" yelled Colby. He reached his hand into the bowl "let's have a contest to see who can eat the most fastest!"
"what about Kaiser?" i asked, not wanting him to miss on eating something delicious, but by the time Jayjay dragged Kaiser out of the room, Colby has already eaten everyone's watermelon.
i was mad. I love watermelon. he ate them all :(
i didn't get a piece. a single piece.
Nobody else realized Colby ate them all, but i did.
i didn't get a piece, i was so disappointed. but what can you do? :(
---------------
poor Zander. did you like the chapter?
GR33N_EN3RGY
YOU ARE READING
5 Weird Brothers
Humorthis book is about 5 brothers on their weird yet exciting adventures. Their names are Floyd, Kaiser, Jayjay, Colby, Zander, Kaisers, and Jayjays girlfriend. The first Chapters may not be the best, but it will get better! Hope you like my book :) NO...
