5 Weird Brothers

Flour Glued to Jay Germs And Waffle Remains(part 1)

FLOYDS P.O.V (i'm just doing his p.o.v bc his personality fits this story)

"FLOYDD!"

a one and a two and a three! i did a little boogie dance as Kaiser ran around the corner. He stopped as i did the moonwalk across the floor.

"Ohhh!" i sang "Monday morning and we're getting started! it's in ya know!"

Kaiser winced "Ya, your waffles were on"

i shook my hips and jumped over the couch, flipping. "Food!" I rushed to the kitchen leaving the sucker behind.

Kaiser shook his head. "they were on kid, not anymore though" he winced again.

I popped my head out into the diner room, and sure enough, they were gone. All was left was a burnt and black waffle in the waffle machine. "Well, were did they go?" I frowned. Fear twirled in my belly. Where's my food? I need that stuff to survive, you know.

"they disintegrated " Kai said

"What?!"

Kaiser smirked and winced and frowned all at the same time. Yes, he is just that talented.

More like, i'm talented. I puff out my chest.

I, Floyd, OBVIOUSLY taught him that.

"Um, kid?" Kaiser broke my prideness, my proudness, my awesome-me-ness. "Why are you standing there like a proud chicken?"

I growled "I'm standing here like a hero! Show some respect!"

"Un huh" Kaiser said "Zander said he was busy.. and said we had to make our own food.. and uh.. Colby volunteered.."

"And you said Yes?!" I was amazed. "Don't you know there aren't any fireman here?! They are like three hours away. And the house! It will cost a lot to fix it!!"

Jayjay waltzed into the room at the same exact moment "Hey kid-Muffin, I'm just going to get my breakfast".

How Dare He call me that! Sounds stupid. He just whistled and danced into the kitchen.

Wait for it.

"Three, two, one" Kaiser counted. A shatter sound came from the kitchen and we heard Jayjays voice echoing behind us.

"NOOO!"

He came from the living room, sobbing, gasping, or more like trying not to let the burnt waffles fall through his fingers. "What did this to them?!" He let out a sob "they were too innocent, too young, too Need To Be Eaten-ish!"

My wide green eyes matched Kaisers, hazel ones, exactly.

He trained me well, i mean, I trained him well. OBVIOUSLY.

Okay, fine, Kaiser taught me that. I mastered that, and some cooking from Zander, and my screaming lessons from Jayjay, my belly flops from Colby, and my make-up from Nya...

I mean, my flying-up, Makeup?! who puts on that stuff anyways.. heh heh

I don't even know what mascara is! i let Nya put that stuff on for me.

I mean, No! Nya doesn't touch my awesome face with that stuff.

I lick my lipsticked lips as Kaiser walked over to Jayjay.

"Buddy." he started "I'm sorry for your lose. It lived a very happy life in the.. um.. waffle machine, and that they couldn't have been more proud of you."

Has my whole family gone crazy?

Just then, Colby ran in with Zander on his back. "Nya exploded the flour barrel with water again, and now she's all gooey and icky!!! She's trying to make a deal with the wet gooey stuff, but it won't answer her! I'm afraid she will die!!"

Yes, That settled it, my family is crazy.

Zander ran out of the room with Colby dragged beside him, because he was holding on to his foot.

Jay didn't blink the whole time" Why?!" he sobbed. "Why couldn't it have been Floyd?"

"Me?" and my voice didn't just squeak at the end there.

Kaiser glared at me. "don't talk! it's Jayjays crying time" He patted Jayjay on the back. "There should be a rule that nobody is allowed to make Jayjay cry"

Jayjay sobbed into his shoulder.

Nya ran into the room with this glue stuff all over her and Zander riding Colby like a horse.

"Out of the way!" she yelled at us.

And guess who couldn't move fast enough?

Me.

Nya crashed into me like onions and green peppers

or... like phones and airports

or... like socks and pants

Well, something that sticks together, we got stuck, that's all.

We were stuck on the wall

Jayjay forgot his burnt waffles, actually, there mine. Jayjay ran over to Nya and I, who were stuck on a wall. My hand was touching her hand. I found it kind of disturbing, think about it! I was touching a girl.

Ew!

and Jayjay does it all the time. I bet he held her hand before... so.. it has... JAYJAY GERMS!!!

"GET IT OFF!" i howled "GET IT OFF ME!! Eweweweew HELP HELP!" I struggled and pulled, but the flour glue thingy was too strong. So i was stuck there.

holding Nya's hand.

God, help me.

"Don't hold my girlfriends hand!" Jayjay yelled from below.

"Do you think i have a choice?!" I snapped from three feet in the air. on the wall. "I DON'T WANT TO HOLD HER HAND!! it's Jayjay contaminated!"

"release the hand!" Jay ordered like a army general. I would have said yes, but i was stuck on wall.

"i'm trying" i insisted.

JAY GERMS WERE ON ME. I COULD ALMOST FEEL IT CRAWLING UP MY SKIN...

we were stuck

how are we suppose to get off this stupid wall?

JAY GERMS

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hee hee, there stuck on a wall. there will be a part 2 soon!

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