KAISERS P.O.V
"EVERYONE FREEZE!" i yelled! We were all trying to figure out how to get Floyd off the wall! Well, everyone except for uncle. He was doing what old people do and sat on his chair and sipped his tea.
"Great minds have a hard time of thinking simple things" was all he said. Then, he sipped his minty tea, leaving Floyd and Nya on the wall, and the others, including me freaking out!
Jayjay screamed in frustration! He grabs the phone book and starts madly flipping through the pages. "Unglued', and 'Disattacthed', and 'GlueRemovel Is Us', and 'Great Glue Removals', and 'Stuck? Get unstuck!' There are so many!"
Why are there so many ungluing companies? and 'Disattacthed? That sounds disturbing! it sounds like your trying to leave your girlfriend or something.
Jayjay banged his head on the table.
"What Should we do?" asked Jayjay
"we have to think!" i put my hands together, rubbing my 'beard', Uncle chuckled. "How can we get Floyd and Nya down?" Uncle sipped his stupid tea.
"GET ME DOWN ALREADY!" we heard Floyd yell from behind.
"Which one are you going to call?" Colby said, munching his cake. I have no idea where he got it or where he has been the whole time.
"IM STARVING!" Floyd screamed at Coley-boy. "And do you mind not eating when i'm stuck on this wall nearly dying of hunger?"
"Sorry" Colby mumbled. Funny thing, he didn't look sorry at all.
Jayjay was literally ripping his hair off now, trying to decide which company to call. it's not that hard honestly. Just pick any! The faster this is over, the better.
"Jayjay!" Nya called "Choose one already!"
I growled "He's choosing the best one!"
Floyd started speaking "Well, you try being patient when you are three feet up on the wall holding your best buds, girlfriends hand!"
"Ex-buds" Jayjay mumbled, still looking through the numbers.
My eyes narrowed at Jayjay. Meany! Nya was fed up with her soon-not-be boyfriend, who was mumbling random names like, 'Stuck On A Wall? Give Us A Call!'
Okay seriously. Who names there company that? Who gets stuck on a wall in the first place anyways?
"Henry!" we heard the lady from the next door yell. I looked out the window and i saw a lady screaming from a balcony.
"Someone Help! My husband is stuck on a wall!" All my brothers stared at the lady, wide eyed. Uncle just sipped his stupid tea.
Instantly, five man came rushing into her house. One holding a ladder, one holding a bucket of water, one holding a stool, one had a fireman uniform, and the last one was holding a toaster.
Who would bring a toaster? Actually, sounds like something Jayjay will bring.
Brainless.
Finally, Jayjay found a company. He slowly dialed a number.
"Hello? is this 'Stuck On A Wall? Give Us A Call!'?
"Yes" I heard the man say from the phone. i bet he had lots of weird things happen when he is at his job.
Soon, the man came.
"Yay!" Jay exclaimed "Hello! We have a problem...
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i felt like this is a bad chapter :( but there will be a part 3! Sorry if it was bad and short... :(
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5 Weird Brothers
Humorthis book is about 5 brothers on their weird yet exciting adventures. Their names are Floyd, Kaiser, Jayjay, Colby, Zander, Kaisers, and Jayjays girlfriend. The first Chapters may not be the best, but it will get better! Hope you like my book :) NO...
