5 Weird Brothers

Kaisers Advice?

ZANDERS P.O.V

It was once again, a 'normal' day. We were going shopping to find a decent shirt for Jayjay. Jayjay keeps on saying,it had to be the perfect shirt. Jayjay was going to go on a date with Nya. I thought he was going to propose to her, but then he realized that Kaiser will never agree.

Anyways, we were shopping for a suit.

"How's this one?" Colby said, raising a black shirt with a bow tie and many buttons. It seems to scream 'Colby' to everyone at a thirty feet radius.

Actually, we will be the one to notice.

Jayjay scoffed, placing his hands on his hips. "Black? This is a date, not a memorial service!" Colby's frowned as he put the black coloured shirt back on the shelf.

Kai growled "Don't be so picky, what shirt do you want? A shirt with purple and yellow stripes?" Floyd let out a belly laugh, probably picturing Jayjay in the suit.

It would be funny.

"Oh!" Colby said, holding up a blue suit. It was quite snazzy looking with a little shimmery look. That shirt seemed to scream 'Jayjay'. I checked the price tag, it was half off! Well, i actually don't care because Jayjay will always pay.

Even if it was Kaisers shirt. Jayjay still pays.

it was our agreement, Jayjay pays for everything. We had a vote, even though Jayjay did not get to vote. He doesn't really have a voice in these kinds of things. Jayjay has to pay. If he doesn't, he will ruin the whole agreement.

Kaiser never pays.

"Why? because i like blue?"

Lloyd smirked and sauntered over to Jayjay. "So does Nya!" He said as he did a little boogie dance. I could tell he was trying to keep his cool, but trust me, we already figured out that he was the opposite, considering he let out a bloody scream as we entered the store.

Kiaser growled. "I still think my idea was better"

His idea was to paint Jayjays body blue instead of buying a new suit. So they could save money.

Colby got mad. "Deal. With. It" Kaisers hair moved, IT ACTUALLY MOVED!

I thought his hair was too gelled up.

I saw both of them clench their fists.

I decided to step in, "Why don't choose a dark green suit?"

"WHAT? No." Said Jayjay. Floyd looked a little ill as well.

Kaiser smirked.

"Nobody wears green except me!" Floyd screamed.

"SHHHHHH!" We heard a lady whisper screamed to Floyd.

Floyd glared at her.

"Not true!" said Colby, "the girl over there is wearing green!" he pointed to a lady outside the store.

"Ah!" Jayjay screamed "Floyd, date her!" He almost seemed desperate.

"She is wearing your colour" i said positively.

Kaiser smirked and winked at 'the kid'. I sensed Kaiser was going to give Floyd some advice. He always give advice that will help Floyd in the future. "And she's cute!" He said.

I sensed wrong.

That will not help Floyd in the future.

Floyd didn't know what to do. He just fumbled with his hands nervously. "Uhhh....." He blushed furiously.

Cole giggled unmanly. He pushed Floyd toward her. "Go talk to her!" He smiled brightly.

"Look! He's going to ask her out!" Jayjay said. He was very happy.

We forgot all about the suit thing and pushed Floyd out the store.

By now, Floyd was mumbling and blushing furiously "G-guys! I just saw her!"

Kaiser wiggled his eyebrows. He smiled at Floyd. "you know! There is something called 'love at first sight'!"

I never would have believed him. Kaiser always seems to surprise me everyday. Like yesterday, He accidentally ruined Colby's cake and made him a new one. What Colby didn't know, was that the cake was mostly made of hot peppers. Kaiser explains that it was all a joke. Colby was running around the room like a mad donkey. I made a mental note to myself to never accept food from Kaiser.

Colby then made a bad, life threatening, harmful, awful, Threat. "FLOYD! If you don't ask her out, i will make food for you for the rest of your life!"

Jayjay was panicking. "Floyd go! NOW!"

Floyd kept on walking towards the blonde haired girl. I could hear him mumbling about some stuff, probably figuring out what to say. I have an idea! I will help him out because first of all, he is my brother, and second of all, Kaiser gives very bad advice.

"Just say hi!" I said to Floyd.

Everyone looks at me.

"What?"

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sorry that was short guys, the next one will  be better!