5 Weird Brothers

XD (No Idea What the Title Should Be)

COLBYS P.O.V

The cake was delicious.

I came back on time to the guys to hear Nathanlina talking about me. The girl in green, who said Kaisers hair was stupid. I chuckled to myself as i shoved some cake into my mouth. Cake is life. We were hiding behind bushes. It was a very clever spot.

Or so i thought.

Floyd was trying to smooth things out, if he didn't, Kaiser will probably set the girl on fire.

"Um..." said Floyd, he pointed to Kaiser. "the guy in the red.. is... um... my brother?" He pointed at Jayjay "and the one in blue is um... my... servant? And the one eating cake is my butler and the other one? Well, i don't know who he is."

We all watched with wide eyes.

Kaiser was furious. He looks like he wants to rip someone's head off. I went father away  from Kaiser. I don't want to die at least if he tore Jayjays head off, we will get his money. That will be good.

"Cool!" Said Nathanlina "but tell your bro i hate his hair"

Kaiser was in rage, his face was turning from red to purple.

"Um.." The girl mumbled as if she wasn't insulting us enough "Your servant is ugly. And your butler?" I puffed my chest out like a pufferfish, cause you know they puff, and i waited for her insult on me "I like his hair!" I was surprised! She likes my hair! Yay me!

"Oh and he other dude" She said as she pointed at Zander. "I like his shoes!"

Zander went from stuttering how Floyd was not noticing him to a very happy child.

I wonder why she doesn't like our clothes. Mine was in a cool black,  Zander's shirt is white, Jayjay is wearing a blue one, Floyd was wearing a green one, and Kaiser was in a fiery red one. Maybe White is her fav colour? Then why is she wearing a green shirt?!

Jayjay had enough of this nonsense, probably because Floyd said he was a servant. He then stands proudly. You know, Jayjay style. Chest out. Stomach in.

"You know who your talking to?" Jayjay said "That's Floyd, THE Floyd, and That's Kaiser, THE Kaiser. And i am Jayjay THE.." He was cut off by Zander.

"I think she gets the point." He said.

Nathanlina watched wide eyed. "OML! Your THE Floyd? I didn't even realize it was you!". She jumped up and down. "CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" She leaned down at Floyd, smiling.

Floyd was trying to make up excuses. I don't know why. I mean, we are not that weird right? I mean Kaiser has burned Uncles beard, and Floyd has gotten stuck on a wall with Nya, and maybe Jayjay got stuck behind a couch a few times and I am a weirdo addicted to cake.

That's normal right?

Anyways, Floyd the fail, (Okay, i'm jealous of his attention) laughed nervously "Ignore does weirdos"

Kaiser spoke through his teeth "Who is starting to hate this girl?"

I smiled "She likes my hair"

"He doesn't know me?" Said a depressed Zander.

Anyways, Floyd shook his head. "Sorry, I won't give you an autograph because i want someone who likes me because of me, not because i wear green!"

He forgot about being the most awesome and powerful thing.

Nathanlina looked into Floyds green eyes. "I like you because you are cute, that's why. And because I like your sense of humor."

Is that true? No.

Did we fall for it? No.

Did Floyd?

That little dummy.

"Phfft!" Jayjay said "Humor? CUTE?" I agreed with Jayjay on the last one.

Zander is still mad because he is not noticed by Floyd. "He does not know me."

Kaiser said to Floyd "Don't fall for her innocent act kid!"

but like what i said about that little dummy, yes, he fell for it.

Stupid.