5 Weird Brothers

No More Weirdos

JAYJAYS P.O.V

One thing is for sure.

Floyd is a stupid head.

HE CALLED ME A SERVANT! He even called Kaiser his BROTHER!

See the respect? I do not.

I can't be his brother anyway, because we look different and i am way hotter.

Anyways, We all saw Floyd and Nathanlina together. I have the feeling that Kaiser hates the girl because she said his hair was bad.

Anyways, Floyd spoke up "Well, I am cute and funny"

Then the little guy puffed his chest out like a puffer fish.

cause you know, they puff.

Nathanlina smiled "Well! Let's go meet your butler and brother and your.. umm.. ser"

I cut her off "I AM NOT HIS SERVANT!"

I puffed out my chest like a pufferfish, cause you know.

Zander was in misery because Floyd has not noticed him yet "I am not noticed, I am a nobody."

Anyways, Floyd does not want her to come to us. "Um.. No!" He smiled. I actually kinda like the girl, she was nice. JUST NOT THE FACT THAT SHE CALLED ME A SERVANT!

Well i guess that was Floyds fault so i don't blame her.

Floyd continued "Let's not go meet them because their weird, especially the blue one."

WHAT?! I was the hottest. Everyone should know that.

Kaisers face was literally purple.

Everyone else was focused an the couple.

Ah, young love.

SUDDENLY A BUNCH OF SCHOOL BUSES FILLED WITH HIPPOS CAME CRASHING DOWN THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Jk.

Anyways, Nathanlina came to us "Hi! I'm Nathanlina! What's yours?"

Kaiser pointed to me "He's a twerp!"

Hey! I frowned.

"Nobody knows me.." I guess you can guess who said that.

Kaiser moaned "And this was all because she was wearing a shade of green!"

"So you guys wanna do something?" She asked

"NOOO!" I hollered

Then Kaiser lost it and screamed and sprinted out the door and jumped into the lake and swam away.

"Nobody.."

Zander.

Floyd then stuttered. "Well.... i'm kind busy with my.. umm.. SERVANTS today.. so i.. um.. gotta go."

Then phone rang.

"Hello?" I said

It was Kaiser.

"can i speak with Floyd..." He murmured

I handed the phone to Floyd.

"I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BROTHER!" Kaiser screamed at the top of his lungs.

Floyd just ended the call and continued being weird.

Then Nathanlina gave Floyd her number on a piece of paper.

"Call me!" She cheered and then she walked away.

Kaiser, covered in mud, then came running in again and did us a huge relief by ripping the paper and throws it in the garbage.

"NO.." Floyd moaned.

Finally, no more weird Floyd