5 Weird Brothers

The Mcdonald Date

KAISERS P.O.V:

It was good to see us being weird and hanging out again.

We, the awesome brothers, minus Floyd because he was going to ask a girl on a date, hid behind the bushes and was spying on Floyd. Floyd was walking slowly, mumbling and shaking.

"he's not afraid to prank me, but he is afraid to ask a girl on a date?" I said to my brothers. Like, what in the world? Everyone should be afraid to prank me.

The girl looked startled as Floyd walked up to her. We hid behind some bushes like ninjas. Colby spotted cake and quickly left the scene. Typical Colby.

I heard a screenshot as Zander took a picture.

"Send me it please!" I said to Zander.

"Sure thing Kaiser!" He replied.

"Hi there! What do you want?" Said the girl to the shaking and mumbling Floyd.

He stared at her, probably wondering what to do if he had said 'do you like candy?'.

What? That boy is like, on drugs for candy.

Anyways, he said "Hi! Is your name Nathanlina? cause that's what it says on your... GREEN hoodie.".

The all so 'powerful' Floyd just gave away the most obvious hint.

"Ya. That's my name. What do you want? I'm late for a meeting."

Jayjay squealed like a little girl.

"ASK HER OUT!" He whisper screamed.

Floyd ignored him and continued being an idiot. "I was just... um... saying hi... and stuff?"

We all stared with our mouths dangling open.

I slapped my forehead.

Nathanlina looked concerned at the famous Floyd that is probably scared for his life. She didn't say anything but stepped back in confusion and, well geez, i don't know, probably because FLOYD IS ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF A PRETTY LADY!

"Well i have to go" she said "I'm late for a meeting"

Jayjay was overly excited, more excited than Floyd apparently. Floyd is overreacting! It's just a girl! He looks like he is going to pee in his pants or something.

"Come on Floyd!" Zander said.

Floyd then stands there like a proud donkey this time. He leans over a flower pot, trying to be cool. I REPEAT! trying to be cool.

I slapped my forehead. "seriously dude?"

Jayjay moans and glared at Floyd but was still talking to us. "He really sucks at these things, doesn't he?" Yes. I agree with Jayjay.

Floyd looks up to me. I am fantastic with girls. I have millions screaming to me. They love me. I can get any girl I want. but Floyd can't even get a drop dead outstanding girl to go on a freaking date.

Floyd then slipped and went face first into the flower pot.

"Mmmpphh!" He tried to say something but his mouth is probably filled with dirt.

"Omg! are you okay?" asked the girl.

"Oh.. heheh... i'm fine." said Floyd casually. He almost slipped again.

"Is that a smile?!" I gasped. He was showing a few of teeth and his 'smile' was crooked. It looks more like a snarl.

Nathanlina looked scared of the snarling, trying to be cool, Floyd.

"I guess i will be at my meeting then!"

Jayjay was frowning now.

"I should give him some pointers." He said.

"Yes" Zander agreed.

"Oh! like you are so mush better at advices!" I said.

Jayjay stuck out his tongue and I returned the favour.

We focused our attention back to Floyd. "Wait!" He said "Do you wanna go.. to.. um.. Starbucks!.. to.. um.. get some butter and soup??"

Jayjay looks like he is going to die now. "Floyd! you don't ask about butter!"

Zander nodded.

Floyd seemed to realize his mistake and had a embarrassing face.

So Floyd try's to fix his butter issue "or at Mcdonald's?"

"MCDONALDS?" I exploded. I would take my future girlfriend, not that i don't have one, and take her to an expensive restaurant and show her how rich i am.

Wait. that's not true.

Jayjay is the rich one.

but i will use his money so technically i am rich.

And when i say use, i mean take.

Anyways, I spoke to loud and Nathanlina looked at me and my brothers.

She is probably wondering why 4, minus Colby who went to eat cake, famous people who could be anywhere and decided to hide behind bushes and spy on her.

My thoughts were interrupted as Nathanlina spoke. "Sure! I love mcdonald's and by the way." She pointed at me "Who is that guy over there"

She glared at me.

"His hair makes him looks like twerp."

Woah. WOAH! NOT THE HAIR WOMEN!

Jayjay snorted like a pig. I blushed. You know what? I should shove him in a glass of beer.

Zander spoke up. "Oh snap!"

Come to think of it. I will also stuff him in a bottle. a ketchup bottle, so it looks like he has blood stains on him and he's dead.

I don't know why COLBY, ZANDER and JAYJAY encouraged the young and innocent Floyd to ask that.. thing ... on a date.

i tried to smooth my hair "I love this look"

I was heartbroken.