Slappy and Snappy: My Girl - A Goosebumps Fanfiction {Completed}

Prologue

I do not own Goosebumps. All rights go to R.L. Stine.

It has been a year since Slappy and I met.

We got to know each other very well. We hung out with each other a lot. We encouraged one another.

And then, we started getting closer.

We went on a ton of dates, gave each other gifts...

...we kissed...

...on the lips...

...passionately.

Lots and lots of times.

I was at Stine's house, waiting for Slappy. His Papa, Stine, told me that he was doing errands right now, and that I could stay at his house until he arrived back.

"Since when does Slappy has errands? He does not even have a job," I stated to Stine.

Stine shrugged. "He surprises me every single day, Shelly. I was never so sure if he was ever going to have his own girl, like Champ, Zach, and myself." The writer then patted my shoulder. "Then you came along."

I slightly smiled up at him. He was right. Where would Slappy be if he never met a girl that was so sweet, kind - and weird? Heck, where would I be if I never met him?

I guess what makes us alike is the fact that we both think we are freaks.

And society thinks we are.

The way we look. Our unique powers.

Society thinks that we are monsters!

Hideous, disgusting monsters.

People, it is what is on the inside that counts! I should know. The Bible says that people look at the outward appearance, but God looks at what is in the person's heart.

Another reason why Slappy and I got so close is because we are both monsters.

Well...technically, I am part-monster. Yep. I am part-human and part-monster called a Terta. I can turn into any monster I wish - and, yes, that includes turning into a puppet. I do not really mind being a Terta that much. I am already a Lubriem. However, there is only one problem that I have with my Terta side.

I do not know how to be a proper monster.

I cannot fly when I am in my vampire form. I cannot run really fast in my werewolf form. Heck, I keep getting lost when I am in my bat form!

That is when Slappy decided to help me.