Damian:Father...I have something to tell you.
Bruce:What is it son?
Damian:Please dont be mad at me
Bruce:I'll try...but first tell me what it is.
Damian:Im dating the jokers daughter.
Bruce:Son...pack your bags, you can no longer stay at the manor, unless you break up with that girl.
Damian:I'M NOT BREAKING UP WITH HER!! I LOVE HER!!
Bruce:You have no idea what love is.
Damian:YOU CAN'T TALK!!! YOU'VE SLEPT WITH THOUSANDS OF WOMEN!!!! HOW DO WE KNOW IF YOU HAVE AIDS OR NOT!!! NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS CHECK YOURSELF AND SEE IF YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE!!! WHICH I DOUBT THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!!
Bruce:Damian go to your fucking room...
Damian:No! Father...I'm leaving!
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Bat family Texting 2
FanfictionOH CRAP!!!!! THE BATMAN ILY FOUND THEIR PHONES!!!!! AND NOW THEIR BACK AT THEIR TEXTING HABITS!!!!!!! what are we gonna do with the crazy batfamiy..... But we know we love them
