Jason and Dick

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Dick:Sup!

Jason:Hey Dick wassup

Dick:Daylight...

Jason:But isn't it night time?

Dick:I wake up feeling like you won't play right.

Jason:Uh....

Dick:I used to know but now that shit dont feel right.

Jason: that sounds....dirty

Dick:It made me put away my pride

Jason:Do you have any pride?

Dick:So long

Jason:So long for what?

Dick:You made me wait for some so long

Jason:Wait for what!?

Jason:Dick what the fuck kind of crack are you on?

Dick:You Made it hard for a boy like that to go wrong.

Jason:The hell did I do?

Dick:I'm wishing I could make this mine

Jason:Dick...are you gay?

Dick:If you want it

Jason:NO!!! I DON'T WANT IT!!!

Dick:You can have it

Jason:I just said I DIDN'T want it

Dick:If you need it

Jason: I need you to get a fucking life

Dick:We can make it

Jason:MAKE WHAT!?!?😱😱😰

Dick:If you want it you can have it

Jason:NO FUCK YOU!!!!

Dick:But stay woke

Jason:No I'm going to sleep

Dick: They be creeping

Jason: Who's creeping🔪

Dick:They gonna find you, gonna catch you sleeping

Jason:Who Dick?! I'll end their damn life!

Dick:Now stay woke.

Jason:Tell me who's fucking creeping you dick bastard.

Dick: Too late

Jason:What the fuck is too late!!!!

Dick:You wanna make it right but now its too late!

Jason:Is this about when I went all Red Hood after I came back from the dead!?

Dick:My Peanut Butter chocolate cake with kool-aid

Jason:...

Dick:I'm trying not to waste my time...

Jason:Well fuck off then!! And the fact you bring up my fucking RedHood days went too far! Fuck this shit I'm leaving!!!

Dick:WAIT!!! IT WAS A LYRIC PRANK!!!

Dick:Please!!!

Dick:Jason!!!!

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