•••Janelle is Jason's daughter btw
Janelle:Hey :(
Jason:What's wrong? Who do I need to kill!?
Janelle:Sitting here feeling kinda crazy
Jason:Why!? Did you get infected with laughing gas!?
Janelle:Not just any crazy, its the kind you feel when you love somebody
Jason:Did that demon spawn hurt you!? I have 2 guns filled up, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Janelle: and I know that my baby, is calling somebody else baby
Jason:IS HE CHEATING ON YOU!? I'LL KILL HIM!! IM ON MY WAY TO THE MANOR!!!
Janelle:Wait!! No! It's a prank!!!
Jason:.....
Jason:can I still shoot him?
Janelle:No, but I do have to tell you something👀
Jason:What
Janelle:I'm pregnant
Jason:....
Jason:THAT'S IT! HE'S DEAD!
Janelle:No!!!
Jason:But he got my ONLY Daughter pregnant
Jason:AND!! YOU JUST MADE 17
Jason:Your not even Supposed to be having sex
Janelle:Oh please you was 14 when you lost yours, I only lost mine on my 17th birthday🙄
Jason:....still...
Janelle:Whatever🙄
Jason:He better take care of the baby
Janelle:Oh he is, I told him if he doesn't then I'm shooting his dick off
Jason:Good girl :)
Jason:Also, no patrol
Janelle:WHAT!?
Jason:You have a baby! I'm not letting my grandchild experience that at such a young age
Janelle:The baby isn't even....nevermind...
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Bat family Texting 2
FanfictionOH CRAP!!!!! THE BATMAN ILY FOUND THEIR PHONES!!!!! AND NOW THEIR BACK AT THEIR TEXTING HABITS!!!!!!! what are we gonna do with the crazy batfamiy..... But we know we love them
