Various x reader ||One-shots||

Friend || Saiki Kusuo

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SAIKI'S POV.

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Putting aside my peers, that cause my peaceful and quiet highschool life unwanted misery, just this semester I found a person that I will gladly make friends with.

(Name) (LastName). The person I sit beside with. A typical, quiet student that did such a good job in being average, even I am ashamed for attempting to be normal.

When in reality, I am but your normal psychic highschooler struggling to survive to see another day. Talk about unfair.

Why am I fixated on something other than sweets, you say?

Well, because it's just stunning, how could she have so little presence despite being an actually amazing person over all?

"Anyone? Who's willing to answer?"

This one's easy. It's really obvious, of course, no man is an island, no country can survive without eliciting a connection to other countries, such as trades, deals, and  alliances...

She's silent, but she talks a lot. It's a pain really, but...

I think I can learn from her, her little to no presence, that average look, her silence so deafening it instantly repels any incoming attacks...

She's the ultimate role model. I am so glad she's my seatmate. With this... I will rid myself of these nuisances!

Ehehe.. Saiki-kun is smiling... Is it because he'd noticed I've been stealing glances? He looks sooo happy!

Oops, maybe I made my joy too evident. Not good, I'm already failing the first step. Tch. Go and listen to class.

Eh!? He went back to his expressionless face!? That's amazing- but why!?

Sigh. What a pain...

... Hmp, whatever, I guess thoughts like these don't compare to hers.

"-Ok, class is dismissed. You can have your break."

Hundred of groans resound again. Well, maybe around 50, but since I'm counting their thoughts it's tripled extremely. Good grief....

And cue, (LastName)-san. She sighs the loudest, really, she beats Mera-san's dying breaths even though she's the one who works 24/7.

Shiiiiit. I already want to go home. I wanna go homeeee...

Yare yare... If I didn't have telepathy, I would save myself from her bumming, depressing thoughts. That's the problem with her.

Oh, crap, I should tidy up my desk and leave quickly before...

Good..! Now I can ask Saiki about the lesson..!

.... Kaidou comes. Haaa... I didn't really listen so....

"Saiki! I need help in undoing these seals known as 'formula's, make haste! If not, a huge consequence shall befall us-"

...I'll leave this to you, honor student.

"-eh? (LastName)-san?"

Heeeeh!? He.. he wants me to ask a girl!? And (LastName)-san at that... but..

".....?"

-Eh? Did Saiki-kun just point at me? Heck!?

Oh, don't glare at me at the corner of your eye. Well, I'll be going, you can do it, I believe in you.

OY! DON'T JUST LEAVE, BASTARD!

"Hmp... A woman my right hand man trusts? Very well, I'll be using you for a second or two!"

(LastName)-san looks smart, and she's kinda similar to Saiki.. Maybe he wants us to be friends? Heh.

Chuunibyou? Holy shitzu. Siiiighhh... curse you, Saiki. He looks precious, I can't reject him.

I know, you can't possibly refuse those eyes sparkling like a child's. Have fun you two, I'm sure you'll get along.

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Here. I owe you one, and I'm repaying it.

"Ah? I don't like sweet things, sorry."

Boy, she sounds snappy. I guess that was pushing it too far.

But you have to eat something.

"I will, I'm just waiting for the people in the canteen to disperse. There's an awful lot everytime, can't handle it."

So you'll wait here in the classroom? Wouldn't coming in late because you bought something last minute make you stand out?

"Hah, you underestimate me. I'll buy something easy to eat, scarf it down, and I'm done. I got this."

Are you a soldier in war? It's just the canteen rush.

Enough about me, dammnit-

"-And what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with your 'friends'?"

Friends? Don't joke around like that. They're not my friends.

Heeeh... He's so tsundere. Lol.

"If you say so.."

What you thought was totally different though.

What about you? Get outta here already and go to your friends.

"Tch, this ain't your classroom, and I'd rather be by myself."

You should know that by now, as a fellow introvert. But I won't say that, I might sound... attached.

So she thinks I'm just an introverted person like her, not that it's not true.

The thing is, she doesn't know I'm psychic. So it's fine, I'm just here to observe her after all.

Ever since I stumbled upon her in this seat, I'd been gradually trying to get close to her by simply staying behind as well.

Easy. This is how introverted friendships are formed, and I honestly prefer this silence than those babbling nuisances.

But it's not exactly quiet.

(LastName) thinks a lot all the time. Sometimes it's just her replaying a song inside her head, at times she's even telling a story, amazing right?

So it's not exactly boring. She's simply interesting, and despite that, no one seems to take interest, giving her this almost non-existent presence.

And it terms of personality, I really prefer her type. So I'm fine with this.

"... Shall we go?" She slowly stood up; I simply nodded.

He's been spending a suspicious amount of time with me, I don't know what his motive is, but the least I can do is return the favor. No harm in doing that...

(LastName)'s like my bodyguard, if I go with her everywhere, everyone stays away without forming a misunderstanding.

I couldn't ask for more. What a great friend.