UNCONDITIONAL

TWO

"Do you like it"

I ask her disturbing the funny conversation she's having with one of the little girls she was waiting on. Can't help but think she has a beautiful laugh

"Yes"

Here go the one word answers again!

"I think I should make you their permanent barber,you're even better than Sipho. Just don't tell him that"

I laugh and promise not to tell.

"So it's 40 rands,right?"

"Yeah 20 each head"

She hands me the money and gives thanks both to Christi and I. Heading out with her kids. I can't help but stare after her. I'd just like to say she's got a phat ass. I turn around to notice the guys also staring at her behind.

"She's way out of your league cuz"

Christi warns

"She's a breeder with four of the best and she got her own. Mos definetly out of your league and not your usual type"

She continues

"What is my type since you know me so well my dear cousin"

I sarcastically ask

"The type that's not her. I don't need to tell you your type because here it walks in"

She says as my very beautiful but annoying ex girlfriend Diana walks in. She's lightskin or as she affectionately likes to call herself 'yellowbone' . She's slim with slight ass and curves and what mostly attracted me to her,her double D's. I'm a breast woman myself and all of the women I've dated are around C and D cups.

"Hey Percy bae"

There she goes with that bae nonsense.

"Hi Di,what can I do for you?"

"Why so formal love?! I just came to do my hair"

By now she has her hands up under my shirt. I hate it when a person I'm not in a relationship touches or feels me up.

"Di-a-na,get your hands off of me and you know I don't do weaves. You're in the wrong side of the shop."

"I know Percy but I was hoping you'd pay for my do"

Did I mention she's somewhat of a gold digger. She smiles batting her eyelids at me,can't believe once upon a time I found this shit amusing.

I sigh as I pull her towards Christi's area

"Christi do you have an opening for Diana here?"

I ask knowing very well Christi won't agree to do her hair. They have never liked each other and I never asked why.

"Sorry we're all fully booked for this week,maybe you can bring your horse,oops,I mean hair next week"

"It's fine. Bae you can just give me the money and I'll go to another beauty shop"

This woman is on something I swear

"No! I can't take money from my shop for you to fatten another hairdressers pockets. It's either Christi or you pay for yourself"

I hold in my laugh as she struts out of the shop and Christi cuts her eyes at me.

"What!"

"You really have time entertaining her. I don't know what you ever saw in her Percy"

"She looked good on my arm and in my bed"

I add

"Your my cousin and I love you but I hate how you have a male mentality at times. That's why you'll never get it on with Khanyisile"

Christi says

"Whose Khanyisile?"

Khanyisile loosely translated means light in Zulu.