Y/n pov
It was Heather Hills 17th birthday, and Rodrick didn't get invited. I was invited, but I felt bad for Rodrick. He always says how hot heather is... I wish he would say stuff like that about me.
I've always known Rodrick. My parents work with his dad, so we're usually together. We've grown a lot closer recently, but he's also been recently expressing an interest in Heather. I don't want to say I'm getting jealous, but I'm getting jealous.
Anyway
The party was in a tent, like her 16th. I was sitting at a table by the wall of the tent.
I heard some thing from behind me
"hey~"
"IUDHQCKUHHECQKUG" I shreaked.
It was Rodrick, crawling room under the tent.
"RODRICK?" I whisper screamed at him over the loud music playing.
"Oh hey y/n"
"Rodrick, what are you doing here? You didn't get even invited! Did you just come her to see Heather?"
"Well.. um... actually," he stood up. "I needed to tell you something..."
"...go on..." I said, impatiently.
"I.. um... I like...-" I notice Heather Hills look over at him.
"Wait, who is that?" I heard her say.
Rodrick started to blush at the sight of her. Okay, now I was starting to get pissed at him. I pulled him under the table.
Heather just brushed it off and went back to doing whatever she does.
"Rodrick, stop!"
"What did I do?"
"Stop looking at Heather like that!"
"(Fuck I think she's onto me)" Rodrick thought
"Ugh." I pulled hi. Out from under the table and onto the chair next to me.
"Just... just keep a low profile ..." I say to him.
Time skip
The night goes on and Rodrick gets reallY drunk.
The dj I think ran out of play so there was a bunch of people doing karaoke.
I was just eating some food, and without even knowing, Rodrick pulls me up on stage.
"THIS ONE, GOES OUT TO THE SEXIEST GIRL IN THE WORL, Y/N" he screams into the mic. I started to blush. "GIMME A BEAT!" I pressed a key on the key board.
Rodrick starts to sing.
"Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty.
You gotta get schwifty in here.
It's time to get schwifty.
Oh oh.
You gotta get schwifty.
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties.
Shit on the floor.
Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
Take off your panties and your pants.
It's time to get schwifty in here.
New song, schwifty.
Double x.
Schwifty song, comin' at ya.
It's the schwif-schwifty.
Hey, take your pants off.
It's Schwifty time today."
Oh my lord
