You were laying in your bed. The soft sunlight beaming across your face as you slowly open your eyes and come face to face with
None other than
NEW RODRICK
then you wake
Again
From that horrifying nightmare.
You shotup out of your bed.
You were covered in sweat.
"Hey babe, what's crack a lackin?"
Wait a minute
"HOLYFUUAH" you shrieked in shock. "FUAHCKUAH" you continued to scream for no reason"
You turned and saw your boyfriend, Rodrick, laying next to you...
It was none other than old roddy.
It was indeed Rodrick.
It was original Roddy
OG Roddy boy.
The one and only.
Your one and only
Rodrick Heffley
He had eyeliner smudged on his face from the night before.
"What's wrong babe?" He said.
I looked at his body and noticed he was shirtless. I started blushing oh my god.
To be continued
