Burr Gets Instant Karma

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Burr: *opens bear trap, spreads out a thin blanket and covers it*

Hamilton: *knocks on door*

Burr:..... mwahhahahaaaah.... *walks over to door and opens it* Alexander!

Hamilton: Mr. Burr, sir!

Burr: Come on in!

Hamilton: *walks inside*

Burr:........ *Wait For It intensifies*

Hamilton: *misses the bear trap*

Burr: *walks after him* How did- *trips, leg gets caught in bear trap* OH FUCKING SWEET JESUS *PTERODACTYL DEMONIC SCREECHING*

Hamilton: *steps back: Oh shi-

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