Philip: So yeah.
Hamilton: *eyes sparkle* he proposed with a ring pop holy f u k that's exactly how I proposed to your mother.
Eliza: HE WHAT?!?!?! HELL NO, YOU AREN'T GETTING MARRIED TO HIM!!
Philip: wHY THOUGH
Hamilton:.... *steps back*
Eliza: HE'S JUST--- JUST-- PHILIP HE'S ABUSI-
Philip: mOM HE'S THE ONLY ONE I HANG AROUND WITH HE'S A SWEETHEART TBFH-- Theo wants to be the flower girl tho
Hamilton: Awwww, I wanted to be flower giiiiirl....
Eliza: *INHAAAAALES* WILL HE TREAT YOU RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
Philip: Uh--- ye- *lies*
Eliza:............ jUST IF--- IF HE HURTS U---
Philip: I got dis dun worry--
Hamilton: Can I be second flower girl??
