(Tbh... if Philip was dating Eacker and the students knew at school, everyone would consider Philip a target... so I just
Eacker: :> *points gun to everyone, has whistle on* :> keep going motherfuckers
Philip: *slowly follows Eacker* Do you have to do this everyday...?
Students: *step back*
Eacker: :> mhmm. I'm going to start a protection squad.
Philip: W H Y
