Philip: *moans, pulls away from kiss* *whispers* wait, do you even have any protection...?
Eacker: *is pinning him on the bed* uh............. no... but I can call someone I know.
Philip: what--
Eacker: Yeah I know a few murderers
Philip: w h a t--
Eacker: And I got a shot gun
Philip: Jesus- Eacker-- that's not what I meant---
