(I now like to think Lafayette and Jefferson are brothers. Depends. *eyebrow wiggle* ;00 )
Lafayette: BROTHER! YOU'RE BACK FROM FRANCE!!!
Jefferson: Ayyyyeee... Yeaaah...!
Lafayette: I KNOW THIS CUTE BOY!!!!
Jefferson:......
Lafayette: HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!! HE HAS THIS SOFT, CURLY HAIR THAT FALLS PERFECTLY AND HAS THESE MAGNIFICENT HIGHLIGHT! HE HAS THESE LIGHT BLUE EYES THAT LIGHT UP LIKE THE MORNING SKY AND THESE SILVER SPARKS IN HIS EYES THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO MELT! AND- AND-
Jefferson: *sighs and walks away*
Lafayette: *FOLLOWS HIM* AND THESE CUTE FRECKLES THAT HE HAS DOTTED ON HIM AND HE HAS THIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE THAT COULD LIGHT UP A WHOLE ROOM, HIS STUNNING LAUGH THAT MAKES YOU FALL DEEPLY IN HIS LOVING TRAP, HIS PERFECT CURVES AND PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS I CANT FIND A SINGLE FLAW
Jefferson: Mother always warned me that she was afraid you'd turn out gay after all...
Lafayette: OOOOOOOOOH HIS VOICE RINGING THROUGH MY EARS ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Madison:..........
Lafayette: Oh hey it's your sick boyfriend