Burr: Moooom! Alexander won't leave me aloooone!!!
Hamilton: *whines, cuddles up to him*
Burr: *tries to push him away* gooooooo..!!!
Hamilton: Meeeeeeh....!!
Madison: Son!!! Be nice!!!
Burr: *crosses arms*.... then we'll duel!!
Madison: Hell no you won't duel!!!! You didn't even eat your broccoli last night, you're definitely NOT dueling.
Burr: But- moooom- it was green- I don't like it-
Madison: Too bad.
Burr: *whines*
Madison: wHERE THE FUK IS YOUR FATHER?!?!?
Burr: *cries*
Madison: *inhale*........ *cries too*
Hamilton: *cries*
Jefferson: *walks in* Hey everyone h-.............
Madison: *eYES TURN RED, GLARES* THOMAS!!!!
Jefferson: *walks back out* nope byeeeee.....
Madison/Hamilton: *runs after him with guns now*
Jefferson: *is now tHE ONE CRYING*