Run Away Heir

2: I'm Sorry, What?

"Did we piss him off?" Jordan asked.

Would you like to know?

"Get a grave, Jordan," I seriously said.

"We did piss him off," Naomi replied.

We reached school after a couple of minutes and we found a pretty good spot to park the car.

"Jordan, do me a favor," I said.

"Seriously?! Why Jordan?!" Declan reacted.

I glared at Declan for a second and I faced Jordan who is happily smiling right now, "What can I do for you, sire?"

I smiled, which made Naomi and Declan jaw drop, giving me an 'Are you even serious?' look.

"Please go to the bottom of the Pacific ocean and find the grave that I bought yesterday and dig yourself in it," I politely said.

Naomi snorted and Declan bursted out laughing.

"He shall not be missed!" Naomi exclaimed.

"Bennett, I never knew you had sense of humour," Declan said while laughing.

"Really? I don't think it's funny," Jordan added.

We were all silenced. The Jordan Wallace has lost his senses? That's new.

"I think he became a zombie," Naomi said, breaking the awkward silence.

"Yeah right, Naomi," he replied.

Then he looked at me and smirked, don't give me that look, Wallace.

"Unless if you'll bow down to Jo--"

"No!" We shouted in unison.

"Fine then," Jordan muttered, as he ate a chocolate bar.

"Where did you get that?" Declan suddenly asked.

He just ignored Declan and took another bite of that chocolate bar, not even offering any of us... wait, did he just eat chocolate? Since when?

He's not Jordan.

"Hey Jordan, since when did you start eating chocolate?" I asked.

He was about to take another bite but discontinued and closed his mouth. He looked at us one by one. He seems to be thinking- wait, so he's thinking? Wow, Jordan has been doing better. Anyways, he seems to be thinking so hard, so hard like his mind is 10 seconds away from exploading, for an Albert Einstein level of expla-

"It's white chocolate."

I raised an eyebrow in disbelief. Really? I actually thought that he's actually thinking, for the first time. I was fooled... no, don't tell me that I was just about to bow down to Jordan?

"I'm sorry, what?" I asked, still in disbelief.

He just nodded and took another bite of chocolate. "That's white chocolate, not vanilla, there's a big difference," I explained.

"Jordan, you're a disgrace to vanilla," Naomi suddenly said, from the looks of Jordan, he's starting to process the sentence that Naomi said in his brain.

"Ahck! Chocolate! No! Ew! Bad! Bennett, you take it!" Jordan exclaimed, making me back off a little. "No, you can eat it," I just said with a shrug. There's no way I'm eating Jordan's left over... especially with his saliva dissolved in it.

"You're a disgrace to chocolate, Bennett," Declan said. I couldn't help it so I just rolled my eyes, not minding what they'll say next.

The three kept talking about the disgrace of their favorite flavors so I snuck in school, I don't want to be late. I was already at the front door of the school but the three were still fighting in the parking lot about the flavors.

That was all because of a chocolate bar that Jordan thought was vanilla. I might as well pretend that I'd never met him, but that would just be cruel.

"Benny!!!" Uh oh, now what?

I wanted to push the door infront of me and hide at the boys' bathroom but since my mind has something else in it, I turned around and saw Abby.

"Bennykins! I miss you so much!" Them she hugged me like we never saw each other for 72 years... but we just saw each other yesterday at class.

"Stop it Abby," I commanded her and thankfully she let me go, and when I saw her face, she wore the face of 'fake' disappointment, better luck next time.

"What's wrong? Aren't you glad to see me again?" she said in a childish voice. Oh please, my mission's done. So back off.

"Not really," I plainly said as I pushed the door open but she clinged to my arm like a kid. Tss, get away from me.

"Aw, I just miss you really much!" Now she's in a seductive tone. What I recommend is for you to bow down to Jordan, you actually belong to his tribe, no offense.

"Well I don't, so will you excuse me and I'll be heading off to class," I said but she still won't let go. One morning and all of this happens, what more for later?

"I know you got a little angry before our time out but please don't," she begged as if she was a kid who just wants a piece of candy. Not a chance.

I pulled my arm away from her and walked off to my first class.

"Hey Bennett! Wait for us!" Oh great, the squad is back.

"Hey run away heir! Slow down!" I'm guessing that's Declan shouting this time.

I turned around and saw the three of th catching up. Oh I'm sorry, did I walk too fast?

"Why do you even call me that?" I asked them.

"Oh nothing, because you're running away and you're an heir. So it's a run away heir," Jordan 'cleverly' explained.

"Wow Jordan! Good one! Gold star for you!" I said sarcastically said while slow clapping.

He's much of a kindergarten level, I must say he'll be at the highest rank if he enrolled at pre-elementary.

"Now go to the grave I bought in Mars," I suddenly said.

"But I don't have a rocket," he answered.

"That's easy, we could always rip off your head and place it in a metal box then someone can buy a rocket. Alright kids, who do you call if you need anything?" Naomi said.

"Ghost busters?" I replied.

"BENNETT FRAZIER!" she exclaimed with a kiddy voice, along with Declan.

"Wait, so you're telling me that I should buy Jordan a-"

"- an unlimited supply of food."

I glared at Jordan, there he goes again.

"Do that again and I'll-"

"-finally bow down to Jordan."

"I can't continue talking-"

"-because Jordan is awesome."

I could hear Naomi and Declan laughing along with Jordan. That does it.

"Alright, that'll be the last"

"-word and Jordan will be buried at Mars," I cut in.

"Well played," he said.

Then I looked back at Naomi, "Now where's the casket and coffin?"