Regina and Emma walked into their home smiling greatly. Today was a very very good day and that was very clear by their faces as you can see.
"I have an announcement!", yelled Emma dragging Regina to the center of the loft living room. Snow was the only one home but she walked down the stairs and over to see what her beloved daughter wanted today.
"Emma honey, everyone's trying to defeat the evil queen remember?", said snow sitting down on a kitchen stool. ever since regina split herself it's been a trying time for all of the charmings. Her evil half was just that, very evil, and insisted on entering them for online raffles they could never win because they're scams.
She sat there silently for a moment at the kitchen island while Emma and Regina prepare themselves for what they were about to share. It had to be something juicy. Even more juicy than the peach she was eating.
"Umm... Mom I have an announcement. I know you are the only one here but I only want to talk to you.", said emma with a more quiet tone. Her subdued town took snow aback for a minute. emma's mother snow shot Regina a weird glance as if to say "what is she about to say exactly". Regina just shrugged uncharictaristally.
"This is hard for me to say but... i mean it's a bit.... i mean i want to say... i mean-", she began but stuttered to much to understand. Regina cut her off and came out and cleanly said it.
"Emma and I are having sex. We have been together since season 3.", Regina told snow. Snow was horrified, not because they were together, but more for reasons she would never share. Herr face drained of all color and she stood up stiff as a board. She put on a fake smile and gave them both a big hug. Her grip is suffocating but trying to be very loving.
"Thats great! I'm so happy for you!", she lied trying to seem supportive of her daughters love-life. What was she going to do? This was a complete mess. Oh god.
"Mom, you seem upset about this.", Emma told her resting her head on her girlfriends shoulder. They're girlfriends.... Oh my god they're girlfriends!! Snow stood there quietly as she had no idea on what to say. What could she say? Today was probably the worst day ever. Even worse than the time emma was stolen as a baby by uncle vernon.
"No No it's not that, dear. I just have a lot on my mind.", she replied trying to comfurt her daughter. And it worked of course. Emma accepted this answer and left the house to head to reginas manshion to have lesbian sex probably. (how does that work? Do they just like put their vajayjays together and then someone comes??? Do they grow something?) They couldn't go to Emmas house because she was still engaged to Hook, he didn't know about them yet.
Snows point of view:
She stood there unsure of what to do. Should she tell Emma or wait? She hadn't told anyone what had happened and wanted to keep it that way. If she didnt tell her though, she'd be doing something horrible and defiantly a sin. Snow was very religious so if her daughter was a sinner she would have to put her up for adoption.
Was Snow a sinner for keeping secret and lyign to her daughter? If she did this would she burn in hell like charming who she knew was having an affair with emmas boy friend. After much thinking she deicded she should probably tell before they were arrested. Would they be arrested if it was a crime only she knew of? Since when is loving someone a crime?
But then again legit everyone was having an affair and fucking their neigbor so how bad could this really be to keep from them. Love has been dead for a long time and it isnt coming back. She decided it was time to ask someone she trusted, the lord Jesus Christ.
She took out one of the many crosses she kept in wooden drawrs around her loft house. It was silver and covered in bedazzled jeweles and she placed it on the floor and preformed a summoning ritual. In a burst of bright white light the lord himself appeared. He was gorgeous.
"Oh great lord how should I handle this situation?" hoe white asked with a sadness in her voice. She was truly heart broken all of this and the lord could see it.
He gave her a smile and said "Don't worry my angle". He stroked her soft baby boy skin rubbing off some of the flower she uses to make herself look like snow (no one is naturally that pale).
She let out a soft tear that ran down her face until it dropped to the floor. It sizzled the floor boards like poision.
"My dear nun, Snow. Do not cry as you are the most angelic being i've ever met. You have never sinned a day in your life, even when you sacraficed maleficents child so yours could be better and refused to help her when she needed it. And don't forget all the times you lied to her. But all of that is in the past and you are the purest human on this earth. " he told her giving her the gift of becoming an angle . she sprouted wings suddenly and her eyes glazed over with pride in herself. She'd done so many training montoges for this moment and it was finally happening! She flapped her feathered angelic wings happily like a seal at the zoo.
He left momentarly and went back to heaven where he would watch over her and her hellbound sinner of a gay lesbian daughter. With her new powers she tought she could just clean them of their sins and it would be all good but she was forgetting 1 thing, a sin she's never told anyone not even god himself.
