meanwhile....
"i love you mmmm" moans hook as david kisses down his neck. he cradles his jolly rodgers and hook moans at the contact. hook turns around and david does it in the ass.
"i love you too... maleficent" moans out david. hook jumps back with a gasp.
"m-maleficent?" he says betrayal lacing his tone.
"no-no!!" yelsl back david horrified himself "i'm gay1! i dont know why i said that"
"you obvioisly wanna fuck maleficent thats why u god damn said it" says hook standing up still bareass naked.
"no baby come back i would never!" david tries to tell him but hook isnt hearing it.
3 months later...
"mmm i love you" moans hook as neal and him do the thing. suddenly theirs a knock on the door and they both put clothes on and answer it. it's david and he looks... fat.
"david" says hook codly, stil not forgiving his once lover.
"killian, neal" says david trying to hold back tears.
"neal could you leave us alone for a minute" says hook and neal doesn't protest because hook looks really really like he wouldn't like it. "what are you doing here?" says hook as soon as neals' out of ear shot.
"i'm" he looks around nervously "...pregnant"
hook 's eyes widden at the admission but his mouth is responding before he can think "maleficents, i'd assume?"
"yours" whispers david
