With fates addmited Emma and Regogng went to Emma's place where hook sat on the couch watching magic mike with david. snow was at the home caring for neal while davey jones was "working". henry was "asleep" back at reginas manshon but everyone knew that was code for sexting with his gf, 50 shades of purple.
suddenly out of no where they heard a knock at the door. regina and emory rushed to put their clothesback on, hook rearanged the furnature, and daviid diggs changed the channel and erasd the search history. it was a blurr. in just a second it went from frucking before marrige to a cristian families home.
Emm opened the door greated by some green shit. Her name was zElena but she is a piece of actual shit so they nicknamed her "that one". she let her in and signalled for regina to pretend to be a maid so she could clean the cum off the couch. zelshit noticed her sister was wearign a maids costume imedatly though.
"fuck", she muttered under her breath dropping her broomstick.
"sis, what in the lords name are you we-", she began but realized what was happening mid sentence. The embarrassment on her face, the roleplay costume she was wearing, and her horrible dye job all made sense. She was poor and Emma bought her as a slave who she makes clean the house in a costume!
"oh, sis if you ever need a small loan of a million dollars just ask.", she said in a sweet tone. regina squinted her eyes at zelena. emma, hook, and daddy gave her a disgusted look. how could SHE of all people do something nice without a catch? it was no doubt a trap.
"No, i'm just fine sis.", she replied going back to cleaning the couch off. She brushed off her skirt and made sure to give emma a little flash while doing so. Zelda began talking to hook about villain stuff but her assured her, he was not interested in her magic beans what ever that means.
Everyone pointed her to the door but not before she set a curse on the house. they then ran for new york where they could escape the black death. the didnt tell anyone else in the town of course, less traffic on the way out of town. they all prayed to the great lord snow and bb neil would not die in 0.4575 seconds but no one could be sure.
just as they made this far a white winged demon appeared to stop the car. she had hair as dark as night and stood her ground. she was paler than a ghost that hadn't seen the light of day in 844493 years. She was very pale. to pale- oh my lord she was snow white.
emma stood in horror and awe. when did her mother grow wings, had she always had those? she looked at dad and he just shrugged. It's not like he really cared about her in anyway, shape, or form. she held a small human in her arms, baby neilo.
"mother?", emma asked her reaching her hadn out to touch her. emma was half sure her mother died from the plauge and was a ghost now, neal too, but she had to be sure. she touched her mother and felt real human skin, and flour of course no one can have skin as white as that without doing something to it.
"no, before you ask I am not a ghost nor dead.", snowball replied with an annoyed expression. "I am simply gods girlfriend" she replied waving to the lord who was watching through the sky. "lat er bb" she told him and he stood up and covered it with clouds.
snow shakes her head and counties "I am a warrior of god emma, and what you are going with regina is a sin." the whole street was silent as they took in this bomb. "you too david. dont think i cant see whats going on between you." she added becoming silent again.
everyone looked at eachother in shook, how can they reply to this? emma clenched her teeth together to try and stop herself from spilling a secret she had been keeping from both her lovers and mothers. she looked at regina with a sad look adn then her mother.
"daddy, mother, i have something to share-" she began but was cut off by david.
"what baby, you can tell us anything?" he told her holding out his hands to hug her.
"I meant regina dad." she said blatatnly. david realized his mistake and put his hands down.
"your daughter calls me daddy too." regina told him.
"that's so gay" davied replied hugging his hubby. regina nodded and emma shook her head.
"i'm....i'mm.. pregers" she said nervously. emma, ho0k, and dad all squinted at her. snow looked at regina and she just shrugged.
"Emma... you're with another woman... you physically cannot be pregnant." snow replied to her confused.
emma poked her stomace.
"oh yeah its just fat. carry on." she replied smiling. this shit is so gay thought regina.
"I am here to stop you" said snow.
"I cannot let you fuckers leave the town so hold up right here bITCHES", yelled a ray of light in the shape of a person. in her hand a stop sign magically appeared stopping the four from leaving.
"now turn ur asses around and save this god forsaken town", commanded barnacle dick.
"ugh mom fine", hissed emma going back in the car and driving back to their house. as they drove back bugs started swarming everywhere.
"pff. they need to get an exterminator here.", joked regina climbing onto the rof ready for the sweet release of death.
"honey pls don't jump I luv u too much", said Emma flipping the car into a ditch trying to avoid a spider.
"fine I won't", replied regina climbing back in unimpressed by her defensive driving.
they all left the car and noticed it was broken. Emma let out a heavy sign at the sight of 1000 dollars down the drain. I mean regina owned the town so she could easily buy another but still she named him Jerome and everything. to bad guess they had to walk home on foot.
