We're back bitches

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As the foursome returned they were greeted by the screaming of agony from the fucking plague they unleashed on the hell town. none of them really cared tho; sounds like a you problem to me so they went back to the house hoping everyone will either heal themselves or die. they all sit down on the couch and begin watching tv. 

the show "your not the father" comes on and they watch it. intrigues entered their minds and they decided to fly over and watch the show while their friends and family died from a magic based black plague they caused. 

Emma respects Neal so that they can kno if he's actually henrys father. 

"I may not be your father, but I'm your daddy" whisper d regina into Emma's ear lovingly. 

"such sweet words babe" she replied kissing her ear sexily. 

"why don't you compliment me like thaT" pouted charming upset that his lover wasn't as cool as his daughters. he was her ex after all so why can't he have a good bf. 

"u look cute lol" he replied eating an egg. He then began choaking on said egg. 

"NO BBY!" yelled farming running over. he karati chopped his throat to free the egg. It burst out with a sudden burst. he looked to his hands, i didnt know i could do that. 

"do what?? literally anyone can hit someone in the throat?" asked regina hitting is throat, almost breaking his windpipe. emma rolled her eyes, ugh the babes using violence against my father again she sighed. 

"I could really use some bagel seeds right now" complained emma deepthroating a box of cherrios. Reagina looked at the box and remembered all the times she went down on her like that. 

"I'm gonna go find hoe white and beat some sin into her." said regina running off to beat her up. 

As she arrived at her loft but no show was to be found. 

"Mary margerine!" she yelled at no use.

She turned to the wall. 

Here lies Snow White said the sign said 

Regingla yelled really hard. 

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