*snap*
it was like the events of the past day (yes everything happened in one day) never hapened suddenly. what happened to time?
emma goraned awake and patted around the area only to find it cold where Reading should be. emma frowned but got up to look for her. she stepped down the stairs and smelled pancakes cooking in the kitchen.
regina stood there looking really cute making pancakes like a 90s house wife and it was kinda turning emma on. she snuck up behind her and wrapped her hands around her waste.
regina jumped out and karate chopped emma but as soon as she saw whjo it was she apologized. "im so so so sosryry!"
"its ok i probably should not sneak up on you, regina." said emma roboticaly. regina gasped. could this be? is her girlfriend a.... cyborg?
that plot is thrown out the window though and they just go back to making out.
"mmm regina. house work turns you on doesnt it u dirty girl" teased emma kissing her neck hotly.
"the floors arent the only thing geting wet." she said throwing the water covered rag to the side. it made the floor even more slippery but through the magic of plot convience they didnt fall over or anything.
actually they did and emma accidentally landed on top of regina, cupping her lovers breast. they both blush at the contact but then they remember they're in a relationship and they've done a lot worse to each other. they then do it and get ready to go to tell snow that they're together.
jsut as they leave the mansion a portal rips open the sky. out walks an eight foot purple man with a really shiny glove.
"who are you?" asked emma standing protectivly in front of her lover.
"thanos" boomed the man proudly.
"thanos?" questioned regina. it couldnt be the god of death could it?
"yes the comic book villain. comics are real too" he explained helpfully.
"ah yes, thanos" said emma turning into captain marvel. "we duel at dawn."