"you fool!", exclaimed regigi making snow pause her elegant escape to storybrookes car lot under the hospital, "we shall duel NOw!!11!" and she summoned her fighter. out of the woods sprang an elegant creature. donaldgriffs natural enemy, hillary billton a great bird made of money and emails. except, the emails are missing so you couldn't see half of it.
"WALL!", screeched the donaldgriff, "MUST WALL! MILLION DOLLARS!" and then he sneezed 1 million dollars. only a small loan of course. it was enough to buy a new house after reginald the third beat her mother in a game of chess.
"how could you! i did not raise you like this!", screamed snow changing the a she gave her to a b-. how could her only child do this to her? she certianly wasnt going to pass this weeks history exam. she'll never get into a good college at this rate!
"YOU"RE NOT EVEN MY MOTHER!!!!", yelled back Regina waving her arms wildly like she was summoning my dad who left. sadly, he didnt return and neither did reginas dignity, "YOU WERE JUST HIGH NONE OF THAT HAPPENED"
"wait what?", asked snow teleporting to the loft. she opened ansestory dot com and looked herself up.
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oh yeah, guess she wasnt regina's mother and oh right cora is 39494 years older than her. speaking of which, isnt her father as old as cora? and regina was married to him at 18? sucks to be regina, she says to herself and shrugs
with no other distractions, both breath taking, jaw dropping, panty wetting woman- and regina- mounted their great mounts. donaldgriffs beautiful hippo pelt was covered in flour while regina mounting hillary billton only increased her sex appeal. emma would have so much material for the fap bank later. speaking of emma, she was sitting on the side lines having mounted bearnie sanders, a grizzly bear with bernie sanders face.
the two charged at each other like two black friday shoppers with no mercy. luckily, emma filmed the great duel but she had her thumb in the way so it wasn't the best quality. out of no where regina grabbed a half eaten candy cane stabbed snow with it injuring her greatly. snow fell off the mighty griff and screamed in utter agony.
"I've been shot!", she pants as she dies out on the floor. blood pooled around her like cool aid. Just then as she was about to enter heven and live with her boy friend god, jesus appeared out of no where and screeched like a howler moneky, "MOM!!!!"
jesus healed his new found mom and weeped with relief as snow wakes up like she was under another sleeping curse because she's really good at getting herself stuck under them. he might regret choosing his new mom.
"wait", screamed snow as the cut opens again. SHE"S A VAMPIRE!!! a steak to the heart is the only way to kill her. oh no! regina killed her mother-in-law!
