opposites attract [zarry} (please don't read, its really bad, my first story :/)

summer love

so how did you guys love the smut in last Chapter, and if you you guys were confused, it was actUally zayn that topped not harry, anyway the comments made my day lol, and did you guys see the title of this chappie hahaha :p

anyway WARNING WARNING !!!!!!!!!
THERE IS TOO MUCH FLUFF IN THIS, DO NOT READ IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FEELS,actually there are no feels in this :-\

LOL jk you can read I'm a dumb ass O:-)

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HARRY POV

"harry I'm so fucking bored, let's go somewhere" zayn whined in my ears

"zayn,Im tired" I whined back

"you make me sick dude" zayn replied in his wannabe American accent

"zayn, you suck balls at that accent" I truthfully told him

"you cocksucker" he glared at me, "anyway wanna hear a joke" he suddenly chirped up

"um yea" I replied unsure

"ok, what is the difference between a snowman and a snowman" he snickered

"I don't know, one has boobs, I guess" I replied

"no" he replied still snickering

"then I have no idea" I huffed clearly not getting the point of the joke

"SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!" he screamed, laughing his ass off

I had to laugh to because let's admit it, that was funny

"you actually came up with that" I asked, because I know zayn sucks balls at jokes

he looked at me before nodding hesitantly "yea" he spoke

"hmmm"

"ok maybe,I got it from louis" he rolled his eyes

"aaaw,zaynie didn't lie to me" I cooed

"shut the fuck up, but seriously harry I'm bored, plus it's summer" he whined again

"ok how about we have the boys over" I offered

he looked at me before rushing to get his phone, making him fall in the process, "haha and you call me the klutz" I laughed

he glared at me before flipping me the bird

"b-b-b-b-bird b-birds the word" I started singing the family guy tune

"harry shut the fuck up, I'm on the phone" he whisper-yelled and I heard laughter on the other end

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right now the boys are here and we are having a full blown argument about one direction, abd how they're songs are not and are about sex

"it is about sex, I tell you " louis yells

"no it's not" liam yells back

right now zayn, me and louis think it's about sex, while liam and niall thinks it's just about nothing

"ok then explain why in live while we're young , they clearly state "tonight let's get some" zayn countered

"maybe they were talking about food" niall interfered

"or 'cat' food " I laughed. (haha pussy)

"ok so what do you think " rock me" Is about " I asked

"exactly what it is, rock as in music harry, not sex" liam huffed

"ok tell me this, in up all night they quote " don't even care about the tables breaking" why are the tables breaking hmm liam ,oh and also "people going all the way" oh they are just going all the way to McDonald's down the street, NO,!! are you fucking kidding me they are taking about sex, liam , sex" louis screamed obviously Annoyed at liam and louis

"well they were partying, so I'm pretty sure its an accident if the table breaks, it's not particularly sex that breaks tables, also they might mean people going all the way partying, meaning they are living the party to the fullest" liam explains calmly

"oh my fucking God, then why do they talk about sexting,I mean also in live while we're young they quote 'and if we get together, don't let the pictures leave your phone' I mean what pictures, I'm sure those pics left their phone a long time ago, so care to explain huh Liam, niall" I asked smirking

"well -

liam was interrupted by zayn

"um before we forget, in alive they also quote 'i whispered something in her ear that I just can't repeat', and also 'she wondered what her friends would think ', what do you think he whispered in her ear" he asked

"um, maybe something private" niall countered

"no just no, you guys are perverted bastards" liam huffed

"WERE PERVERTS AND WE KNOW IT" louis starts singing

"you guys are stupid" Liam states

after we calm down louis suddenly turns serious and asks the question that I've been dreading to hear

"but guys on a serious matter, when are you guys  applying to college" Louis asked

"um I'm applying to Oxford university" zayn replies

"really me too!!!" liam, niall and louis reply

"what about you harry" niall asks

"Oh I'm  not going to oxford" I state nervously

"where are you going" zayn asks, frowning

"CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY"

what harry noooo, you can't fucking go to Cambridge, whaaat

anyway, this is more like a short CHAPTER because I'm really busy eey

also who do you guys agree with on the sex issue, is it zayn, harry and louis team or niam's team hahaha

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