Dear White people

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GET SCAMMeD

Dear Instagram Musicians!

If you think that we care about your new kingsbury piano or whatever it's called... THINK AGAIN!

NO ONE GIVES A SH- (sweety started strangling me) A DAMN!  

I go on insta to find some dank memes and depressing quotes, not to see your piano performance (some are rly good but I'm talking about the wannabe musicians). 

It's like... we get you are a try hard. You can dance, sing, and play the piano. That you are perfect! Some of you are (K-pop idols and crap like that ). BUT SOME OF YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES.

Realise how bad you sound!

I follow this chick, only because I have mutual friends with her, and every half an hour I see a new post of her 'singing like a god'. 


IT MAKES ME WANNA DRINK BLEACH
ACTUALLY NO, 
I CONSUME BLEACH ON A DAILY BASIS,
IT MAKES ME WANT TO CHUG BLEACH AND A BOTTLE FULL OF THE WORLDS MOST DEADLY DISEASES.

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