All of Saltys text is in bold and Sweetys is in normal
HEYYYYY SWEETY IS COMING *BLOWS MAGICAL FLUTE* AND VOILA
Hello, I am Sweety. The better side of Salty. (HEYYYY) In case you are confused, Salty and I are two COMPLETELY different people. This is our shared account. Also, we are not dating. (She wishes we are tho) I DO NOT! Stupid child. Salty's always joking about stuff like being married and love.
I am just here to say that please don't listen to Kpop. I am a half Korean, half English a quarter Spanish and a little bit Japanese. It's really complicated. Just...don't ask. Anyway, about K-Pop, I can tell you that you do not get the lyrics.
(Salty's choking on slime in the background) Idiot.
And don't get me started on Dabs. I mean, I'm fine with it but I've experienced a series of cringey, spine chilling, cheeks blushing dabs. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER DAB EVER AGAIN!
Also, Salty ate some more slime as well and now she's...trying to lick me.
Salty.
Just.
No.
Stop.
YOU ARE READING
Salty Rants and Triggering Things
De TodoSup. Satan here. Welcome to my rant book. Trigger warning to all you 12 year old's on wattpad (and all you 'special snowflakes').
