In Strudeltopia we have a very specific set of rules. You must worship the Toaster Strudel and the Overlord Hans. If these rules are violated you are burned, along with your family. Strudeltopia is run mainly by the Strudel Council, composed of Hans, The Snapchat Queen, Lucifer/Groupon, The Dark Child of Hans, and the assistants of The Queen and Lucifer. Hans is the most powerful, the most feared. The Snapchat Queen is the second most powerful, Caleb is her assistant and friend. Lucifer/Groupon is the lover of the Snapchat Queen. Groupon is the nickname given to Lucifer (or Luci) as a pet name. Luci mostly listens to the Queen. Eli is her assistant. The Dark Child of Hans was conceived in the darkest pits of Hell, she is only slightly influential in her mother's decisions. It's a pretty happy Kingdom, we all love each other.
Our only enemy is the stupid Poptart land. Those filthy cannibals tried to merge with us and we damn near killed all of them. Those disgusting, ignorant assholes. We hate them with a passion. Their land isn't in any way prosperous. It's barren and they don't even have a river. Just their nasty, terribly built, poptart houses. Any peasant caught with them is burned publicly with their family. To betray the strudel is to betray your entire kingdom.
