I pledge allegiance to the Kingdom of Strudel,
and to the Great Overlord Hans for which she lives,
One nation under Hans,
Indivisible,
with justice and Strudels for all.
The Strudel Pledge was created to symbolize a feeling of unity in Strudeltopia. It was created because Lord Hans was like, "Fuck this shit. We need a pledge." And so The Snapchat Queen and Lord Hans went to work creating this lovely masterpiece.
Every morning, children must recite this pledge, from memory. And every morning all the adults must recite the pledge. Everyone should know the pledge. EVERYONE. The pledge is further proof of your allegiance to your great and powerful kingdom.
