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babygyeom:
congrats
you got a piece of dat ass last night

gaybum:
the fuck

babygyeom:
don't act innocent
both youngjae and jackson told me

gaybum:
what how does jackson know

babygyeom:
youngjae told him

gaybum:
why did youngjae telllllll
he told both you and jackson?
and then jackson told you
ugh wtf
i'm not going to hear the end of this am i

babygyeom:
no
you're not
how was he
he said you were great

gaybum:
that's a lie
i was awkward and confused
but of all the three other times i have had sex before that was probably the best

babygyeom:
you've only had sex four times
are you kidding
you look like a sex god or something
i swear a few people orgasmed when they walked into the shop and saw you

gaybum:
um thanks?
but yes i've only had sex four times
leave me alone

babygyeom:
i've gotten laid more times than you have

gaybum:
okay that doesn't really count
they're probably all just bambam

babygyeom:
fine
you're not wrong

gaybum:
ha
now leave me alone

babygyeom:
no but i want to know

gaybum:
i'm not telling you anything
protect your innocence

babygyeom:
i have none

gaybum:
bambam hasn't fully corrupted you
not yet anyway
you can still be saved

babygyeom:
it's too late
now tell me

gaybum:
no
now go back to word or i'll tell jackson to have your pay decreased

babygyeom:
i'll be on my way

gaybum:
bitch you better