Gamzee x Nepeta

Oh gog no

Karkat's Pov-

BANG! BANG! "HoLy ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr Let Me In!!" BANG! I hear yelling and banging from my door and get up to answer it, furious "WHAT COULD YOU POSSABLY FUCKING WANT RIGHT NO-" "IMoThErFuCkInGToLdHeR!!!" I look up at Gamzee "WAIT......SLOW DOWN FUCKTARD....WHAT?" " I ToLd NePsIs ThAt Im ReD FoR HeR!!!" Gamzee yelled looking like a completely Freaked out douchebag. "OK LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU TOLD NEPETA" "Uh-HuH" "THAT YOU" "uH-hUh" " LIKED HER" "YeAh" slowly peiceing this together "OH.....MY....GOG..........." my jaw drops "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT" "I kNoW mAn AnD i NeEd HeLp!" I sigh "you sure fuckin do.." muttering I lead Gamzee inside and sit him down "OK SO YOU TOLD HER YOU WERE RED FOR NOW YOU WANT MY HELP WHEN YOU STARTED ALL THIS SHIT." Gamzee looks at me and sighs "wElL I DoNt hAvE aNyWhEre ElSe To Go sO...." I facepalm and groan "FINE DIPSHIT I'LL HELP YOU" "rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKeR!?!" "YES FUCKIN REALLY" "ThAnKs So MuCh KaRbRo!" "DON'T MENTION IT, ANYWAYS DO YOU KNOW BY ANYCHANCE IF SHE RESPONDED TO YOU TELLING HER?" Gamzee looks embarrassed for a moment "I uH......ThReW iT oUt ThE wInDow.." "YOU WHAT?!?!" " I ThReW iT oUt ThE wInDow...."

"......" Gamzee gave me a strange look "uH kArKaT?" I sigh again and face palm x2 "GAMZEE YOU ARE THE STUPIDIST TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE AND EVEN THE HUMANS WOULD SAY SO AND THEY'RE STUPID AS SHIT!" "I kNoW bRo ThAtS wHy I nEeD yOuR HeLp" " UGH!! JUST GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND LET ME THINK FOR A WHILE AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOUR SORRY ASS." Gamzee gives me a disappointed look and leaves. Turning around I wonder what I'm gonna do cause I may or may not have a little crush on Gamzee and that's why I was so mad when he kissed Nepeta. I rub my temples, this was gonna be hard but if I couldnt have Gamzee nobody can....