"yeah, that's kinda the deal with dates... you are suppose to be romantic" I say looking away.
this is so awkward! talking to Joker about this stuff... its not normal! its crazy...
"yeah, I suppose... but lets get something settled, are you though enough to be my.. um.. girlfriend?" he says looking straight into my eyes.
"are you though enough to be my.. um.. boyfriend?" I say in the same way he said it to me.
"you know I could kill you fir making fun of me?" he says smiling evilly.
another test.
"and you know that you then got to find yourself a new girlfriend to for fill your plan?" I say smiling.
he laughs at me.
"you are a clever little girl.." he says leaning back.
I just shrug.
"you don't believe me?" he asks raising a eyebrow at me.
"oh, I believe you. I just don't think you are right" I say smiling leaning back.
he takes a arm around my shoulders. my body freezes.
"relax! we are supposed to be together remember?" he whisper dragging me closer.
is this a test? i don't know... what do I do? what the fuck do I do!?
"you are a little tense?" joker tease
"of course im tense.. you arm is around me" I say trying to stay cool.
"yeah? aren't you supposed to be romantic when you are on a date?" he asks kissing my cheek.
"and when did you start to care about being romantic?" I say hiding how much I really liked his lips on my skin.
I know it was just a quick peak on the cheek, and it was not like a "I love you" thingy.
But his soft, warm lips on my cold cheek (because they are outside in the night) just felt so good!
"you are right. I don't!" he laughs, "I just got to test you out a little. and even tho you liked it when I was being romantic, you still passed the test!"
"I did not like it!" I say playing offended.
"oh, yes you did, dollface. don't lie to me"
how the actual fuck can he tell when I am lying?
"so.." he starts, "this have been really romantic and stuff, but I got to head back home. ill see you tomorrow night. same time same place. but wear something more classic and fancy" he finishes getting up from the bench.
"what makes you think I can tomorrow?" I asks looking up at him.
he looks at me for a minute. then leans down tilting my head to his with his thumb and forefinger.
his hot, mint breath hits my face and I immediately closes my eyes.
I can almost hear his smiling at me.
just kiss me already!
he leans even closer and the butterflies in my tummy goes all honkey, donkey.
Yes, honkey donkey.
when his lips are only under a half inche away he whispers; "because you would like to finish this.."
he then walks away from me.
what did just happen!?
"fuck you!" I yell after him.
oh, no. he is so going to kill me now..
Or maby not..?
"oh, not yet sugger!" he laughs.
That little teaser!
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the truth ( joker fan fiction )
Fanfictionthis is a joker fan fiction. you like action, bad humour and Joker? this is definitely the story for you. the main character is a girl, and she works for the joker. But Joker doesn't know she is a girl! And he defiantly doesn't know about her do...
