the truth ( joker fan fiction )

Drinks, party and bombs!

"This is Bruce Wayne's party, Joker... Your plan is supposed to take place here?" I say looking up at the so very impressive house (or rather castle if you ask me).

"JuP" Joker says popping the 'P', "Here it is, the first part is in this plan.." Joker words fades at the end as he gets up from his seat to take a better look at the massive building.

I look back at Wayne's place admiring it for a couple of seconds, admiring the many big windows, the light brown bricks giving the house a friendly piff, the green, overly good done grass, with so many beautifull roses and other flowers I do not know the name of...

Joker sits besides me looking at the building aswel. We sit there for a minute before I break the silence; "Tell me one more time.."

"Hm?" Joker says putting am arm around my shoulders.

I fight the urge to snuggle closer to him, and instead takes his hand away.

"Why do we sit here.. With a cupel of hence men," I point at two henchmen discussing how many days they think Joker will let them live, and if they should try to run away after this job, (not worth the risk if you ask me) "and the rest is in there," I point at the huge house we was looking at only seconds before, "doing whatever it was that you sent them to do.."

"Your point being?"

"My point being; I have noe idea why I am here if all you want me to do is sit here with you!"

"What if I just want good company?" He says smirking and places the arm around my shoulders again.

I give him a look that says 'stop dicking around'. Joker sighs dramatically.

"Okey okey, fine! I'll telll you.. the plan is to bomb the party, the house" Joker says ever so casually.

"Bomb... Are you serious? And what the hell does that got to do with me?"

"That's only part of the plan... And yes, of course I am serious!" Joker huffs the last part like I have just offended his mother. This man, I swear, sometimes, he is a man-child.

I sight "Tell me the whole plan then! Honestly Joker.."

"It is really not that difficult! They are placing the bombs now, then we walk in, make a show, drink some free drinks, walk away, then we blast this place up! Simple!"

We look at etch other for awhile, no one saying a word. Joker looks at me with a 'what?' look, and I do belive my face is somewhere between 'you are an idiot' and 'How the hell do you exist!?'.

"are you kidding with me?" I say breaking the silence once again. I always break the silence..

"No.. Why?" Joker looks legit, but you can never know with this man..

"because I swear, if this is some hidden cameras here, and this is a jest..." I say shaking my head.

"Don't worry, Harley wont jump out of nowhere and ask 'How was it to be fouled by The clown prince of crime!?'. I wouldn't have been able to hold my mask for so long.." Joker grins of his one words, then continuous; "But thanks for the idea!"

"Your welcome" I say smiling back. Wait a minute... "WHAT? Nononono, ain't gonna happen, I swear, Joker, I will-" jokers high giggles break me off, "It is not funny! Stop. Stop laughing!" I say, desperately trying to make him stop laugh before I can't help myself but to join in.

Jokers giggles fades out and he says grinning widely "don't worry, princess, I won't" then he looks away to watch the building in front of us.

P-princess..? He called me, princess.. How sweet of him.. So cute. So overly adoringly sweet. It makes me almost sick! Ugh, princess my arse, I am a superhero! No, never mind, I am not a super hero, I am a supervillan! The biggest supervillan's parter in crime, and currently girlfriend! I am no lady in distress who needs savouring.