SPOILER ALERT
Dear Crowley,
CROWLEY MY MAN! You are so funny, bro! So, the first time I read the first book, I legit thought you were like, a hippie or something. I will never get that idea out of my head.
Why did you have to die? I cried and threw my book at the wall. Why was I crying over you? OMG it felt so wrong not having you in the books to make fun of Halt and Will.
There were tear stains on the library's copy of The Royal Ranger. Seldom library books have made it in the "I've cried Over U" gallery. A few that have made it on this shelf are Marley and Me, omg this was the first book I ever cried over. The newest book in the "Kingdom Keepers" series made me cry. I can't tell you why cuz, SPOILERS. Oh, and the second Throne of Glass book. (Sarah J. Maas, why u do this to me?!)
You are a minor character that nobody notices because they are too busy fawning over Wilyss and Haltine (not that that's a bad thing...) It's not fair that you gave up Pauline for your best friend. I love your selflessness. Also, the fact that you became friends with Halt. You could most likely tell that Halt was a foreigner. I mean, didn't he have a slight Hibernian burr to his voice?
Even though you knew Halt was a foreigner, you connected with this man instantly. Thank God you did. I don't know who Halt would be without you.
I know this is short...but I wanted to say you may not be my absolute favorite character, but I still love you. You will be my homie through life and death, Crowls.
RIP MY MAN
-Me
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My Thoughts On Ranger's Apprentice
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