One Direction...All Dads? Series

Chapter 8.

Hey guys! 

I'm going to TRY to make this long.

So...guess what? Yesterday i got chased by a goose (no freaging joke)

It snarled at me, puffed up its fur, and then waddled after me. I RAN like the wind, but then it started scrambling after me. It was really scary! I was panting in my car.

Hahaha okay sorry for the long authors note!

Enjoh my dearies! xx

Ellie's POV:

"No."

"Yes." Niall smiled.

"No! Get out!" I yelled at Niall.

He flipped his hair adoringly and turned on the TV, ignoring me.

"Please Niall?"

"You can call me Nialler." He stated.

Silence.

"Or dad..." he murmured.

"Sorry i'm lat--oh. Niall." My mom had emerged into the living room, freshly off work, carrying two bags of take out from Kung Fu Chicken, then noticed Niall, still here, home, arguing with me.

He flashed a bright smile at mom. 

"You're home honey! Welcome." He winked at her, getting up.

"What are you STILL doing here?" She sighed, clutching her stomach, and rubbing it a bit.

"I'm at home. What about it?" He asked nosing through the bags, and pulling out a chicken leg.

She slapped his hand, and took the chicken away from him.

"I know we're not dating, or married, but i still know your farts clog up the whole city." She answered, taking the plastic bags away from his sight.

"Yeah. I heard they smelled worse then the sewer." I laughed, taking the chicken leg from mom and popping the tangy goodness in my mouth.

Niall shrugged and beamed wide.

"You're gross Ni---"

Mom cut me off with a hacky cough, and then a burp which led to a vomit. She covered her mouth with her sweaty clammy hands and flee the room.

"J-Juliet?!" Niall blurted, and dashed behind me.

I knew something was not right, from yesterday, when she was eating like a pig, today when she just fell asleep for hours, a few minutes ago when she was clutching and rubbing her stomach, and now.

"Ma-MOM!" I ran behind Niall. Surely Niall wouldn't understand girl stuff, but obviously, mom was pregnant.

"Just open up love!" Niall pounded on the bathroom door, stopping and cringing at every retching noise mom made.

"Go...BLERGH....Go away!" She yelled.

Niall sighed. "Whats wrong?!" He asked me.

I rolled my eyes. "Niall, really? She's pregnant, why else would she have these symptoms?" 

His eyes widened, bright and starry. 

"W-W-WHA?!" he screamed.

Niall's POV:

Suddenly, in front of me, i saw two bright flashing lights.

MY Juliet? PREGNANT? How could this fudging be?

Dare it, i'll die if i don't know the expanation right away, i thought, and pounded on the wooden door, yelling "JULI" "JULI" "JULI"

I saw Ellie in the background, trying to calm me down, specks of salivia flying on my face. I was so shocked, overwhelmed, and burnt.

After the screaming, and puking fit was over, the door opened slightly to reveal a pale, pale woman. Her lips were coated green, her red hair was messily and sloppily twisted into a ponytail, and it looked like she had produced millions of wrinkles while she was in there. Her mascara had smudged, and her red lipstick had painted each of her pearly whites.

"Yep. I'm pregnant." She said, breaking the silence, and glancing at her stomach.

Elo mates!

(Attempt at being british/australian-----fail.)

I know this chapter was weird. I felt awkward writing it, so i think i'm going to buy a de-awkwafier.

(Yeha i know, my jokes are lame today, as usual.)

So gracias for reading, and i'll upload either today or tomorrow, but until then, i'm going to write a Zayn Malik love story, so check out my profile later and hopefully it'll be there!

Buh-bye! Love you all. xx