✓But Daddy~ *Septiplier Fanfic* [Editing]

What are these questions?

Darks P.O.V.
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I smile and looks at the camera.

"So as Mark and Jack probably informed you. We're the 'special' guest they were talking about."

"Yeah. Real special. Anyways. Ask you're fucking questions and we'll answer them." Anti says smiling.

Anti's teeth finally grew sharp when he came out. I'm so proud of my lil demon. I look at the comments and boy were they pouring in.

"Here's a questions from @DyDy_SeptiplierFan Awe. They ship the two idiots." I say smiling.

Anti laughs.

"They ask 'Dark, Anti. What are you out cause I've seen this before and it wasn't good." I look at Anti. "You wanna answer?"

"Sure. Well... Mark and Jack set up a system where Dark and I get to come out every Wednesday to hang out. Even though that's not really fair concidering we've been together for way longer than them but since they 'own the body' we have to comply." He says crossing his arms.

"Yup. So that's always fun." I say kissing him on the lips.

"Next question from @Septiplier_TRASH_sam. They ask 'How sexy would you rate eachother on a scale from one to ten.'" Anti looks at me. "About a... 12..." He says shaking his head.

"Definitely high up. Probably a 10. Only cause it's his job to be cute. Not sexy. And 10 means you're braking the rules. Disobedient slut." I say laughing.

Anti blushes and looks down and the phone.

"@Gazellent asked: Both of you. What is your favorite thing about the opposite?" Anti says before looking at me. "His eyes. I know that their not much, but whether I look at them it just makes my stomach jump for joy. It's the nicest thing about him."

I rub my neck and smirk. He never really talked about me like this unless we were in bed.

"You, Dark?" He asks looking at me.

"I... I... I dunno." I say softly. "I think he's crazy. I mean... Who the fuck would go out with me? I mean you must be a complete idiot or just insane to want to put up with the bullshit I have going on in my head. I'm a fucking demon."

I cross my arms and fix my hair before continuing.

"I'm an asshole who is only good for making people's life worse. I physically can't make anyone happy and if I do I only feel like I'm not doing my job. Like my job is to make everyone miserable. I'm a needy no life son of a bitch and I can't do anything to stop it even if I wanted to." I open my eyes to see Anti looking at me confused. "The fact that Anti can still stand to be around me is a fucking shock in my eyes. But... I guess that's what I like most about him. How crazy and loving he is."

"I love you, Dark."

"I love you, too." I say kissing him softly.

"@Shadow_Fox_Girl1987 asked three questions. One for me. One for you. One for both of us."

"Lay it on me."

"Hey, Anti! If you don't mind me asking. Why are you're eyes different?" He looks at me. "Us demons have to have something unique about our selves. Even though I didn't chose to have my eye like this is goes with the septiceye theme on Jack. Dark has one too."

"Huh?" I says looking at Anti

"Can you guys even see through the static? Goddamit you always make the screen blue and red."

"It's not like I can control it--" I say being cut off.

He grabs my head and pulls it towards the web cam.