*hisses and holds finger*

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I jammed my finger trying to catch a football in gym today D:

We started a football unit (American football lol) in gym today and hOly crap it's fun but ow

It hurts a lot to move it but if I leave it alone it's fine
So not broken lol
(If it was broken I'd be reacting much more)
Oh boy
Medless Swagpi day 2
Swagpi took her night ones to try and help focus but to no avail
Morning ones are apparently more important
Too bad I'm out
I can't brain
And I keep grinning and laughing at random
Everyone thinks I'm a phycopath
Good >:3
My planssss
They're going smoothly
As long as no spider comes to avenge its cousin
We'll be good
It started with Toledo
But the world will soon cower before meeee
*pauses to sneeze*
Foxpai as my second in command and the rest of the fam as elite guards
THE WORLD AND THEN THE UNIVERSE WILL BOW-
And then I'll totally get a promotion from my home planet (who still hasn't come to pick Tiggy and I up from our special mission ;-;)
They said it was important and dropped us off without telling is BUT I KNOW NOW
JSNSUNQUANWK
Oh
That escalated quickly
Wait what was I talking about first



Oh well
ByE

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