BLACK BUTLER CRACK (AND MORE)

FIGHT ME, BRUH!!!

Crystal_Turquoise: *Falls out of chair laughing*

So, for those of you who don't know, I'm a Sagittarius.

If it's a one-on-one, I think defeating Ciel should be no more difficult that Pythagorean's Theorem.

Though... he'd probably get Sebastian to fight for him... '-.-

So, either I take down the Queen's Guard Dog, or I myself am obliterated...

Most likely the latter of the two.

And Ciel carries around pistols as well.

Well... maybe I didn't think it all the way through.

But I could defeat him in a sword fight any day!

FIGHT ME, CIEL!!! *Throws glove at Ciel*

Ciel: *Stares at T* Seriously?

Crystal_Turquoise: What, too chicken? Scared that your pride'll be damaged by losing to a girl?

Ciel: Bring it!

Crystal_Turquoise: *Summons sword*

Ciel: *Grabs sword that's leaning against the wall*

Crystal_Turquoise & Ciel: EN GARDE!!!