BLACK BUTLER CRACK (AND MORE)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Crystal_Turquoise: Now thinking... this is a bit ironic for a Black Butler Crack book... (You know, 'cause religion?) (and the pic... idek. I thought it was kinda funny. Don't judge me...)

BUT OH WELL!!!

Anyhow, I'm here with the cast of Black Butler and SpiffyEmerald to wish you Happy Holidays (Because Christmas isn't the only holiday, people! Although... that's what I celebrate...)!!!

SpiffyEmerald: Happy Holidays!

Now, I was promised Cherry Coke.

Crystal_Turquoise: Wow, thanks for the holiday cheer. *Hands Emerald a can of Cherry Coke.*

And you're in the way of where I was gonna set up my Christmas Tree!

SpiffyEmerald: Sorry?

Crystal_Turquoise: *Drags Emerald over to the side of the room* Stay here! I'm gonna set up the tree! And get the demons and grim reapers in the meantime! *Leaves*

SpiffyEmerald: *Rolls eyes. Looks up.* Huh, so that's what she's planning. *Smirks. Steps slightly to the left.*

*Crystal_Turquoise runs into the room, dragging Ciel. Sebastian follows, carrying a box that has the Christmas tree in it. Grell bursts into the room, carrying a box of tinsel and garland. William and Ronald follow, carrying boxes of ornaments and the tree topper. Alois just walks in, Claude following him.*

Crystal_Turquoise: *Stands Ciel next to Emerald. Pulls a bag from beneath her desk.* I haz hats. *Puts a Santa hat on everyone.*

Now let's decorate!

*Turquoise attempts to put up the tree, only for it to almost fall on her. Sebastian puts up the rest of the tree. Everyone helps put decorations up. Well, asides from Emerald and Ciel, who are whispering to one another.*

Crystal_Turquoise: *Jumping to put the topper on the tree. But fails every time.* I. Can't. Reach!

SpiffyEmerald: Just let Sebastian put the star on the tree.

Crystal_Turquoise: But I wanna!

SpiffyEmerald: *Sighs* You're gonna break something.

Crystal_Turquoise: Am no- WAH!

*The tree starts to fall. Sebastian catches the tree yet again, saving it and all of the decorations on it. Sebastian steadies the tree, then lifts Turquoise up so she can place the topper on the tree.*

Crystal_Turquoise: NOW FOR SNOW!

SpiffyEmerald: Do not put actual snow in this room.

Crystal_Turquoise: *Pouts* Fiiiiiine... I'll get fake snow... *Leaves the room*

SpiffyEmerald: *Smirks* Perfect.

Alois: I don't like that smirk... *Hides behind Claude*

SpiffyEmerald: Sebastian, I need you to stand right here. *Points at spot where Turquoise pulled her over to earlier.

Sebastian: Might I ask why?

SpiffyEmerald: *Points above that spot* That's why.

*Sebastian walks over and stands in that spot. Turquoise runs back into the room, then drops to the floor.*

SpiffyEmerald: Did you run to get the snow?

Crystal_Turquoise: *Nods. Stands a few seconds later.* I'm good!

SpiffyEmerald: Yeah, can you come over here?

Crystal_Turquoise: *Stands between Emerald and Sebastian* Yeah?

SpiffyEmerald: *Turns Turquoise around* There we go. Okay, go on.

Crystal_Turquoise: Wait, what's going-

*Sebastian kisses Turquoise. Turquoise's cheeks burn red. Emerald starts laughing.*

Sebastian: *Points up* A mistletoe.

SpiffyEmerald: You really thought I wouldn't realize that something was up? Literally?

Crystal_Turquoise: GAH! DANGIT EMERALD!

SpiffyEmerald: I thought you'd be happy.

Crystal_Turquoise: *Incoherent stuttering* GAH! *Drops to the ground*

SpiffyEmerald: Well, my job's done.

Ciel: You aren't worried she will try to get you back?

SpiffyEmerald: And how will she do that?

Crystal_Turquoise: *Appears behind Ciel* Like this.

*Turquoise shoves Ciel into Emerald, making them kiss. Both of them jump away from each other, surprised.*

Crystal_Turquoise: VICTORY!!!

SpiffyEmerald: Maybe this battle. But you declared this war. And it's not over.

Crystal_Turquoise: *Grins* I know.

Now then... *Sets off confetti cannon*

Everyone: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Crystal_Turquoise: We wish that you have happy holidays and even better days to come. Thank you all for reading my works, no matter how trashy they are.

And soon enough, before you know it, another year will begin.