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Black Butler Theories {1}

Mkay, let's talk.

There's a theory saying that Sebastian is Vincent. And... I understand where this theory's coming from, as somewhat shown with the picture above.

However, this theory cannot be possible.

Now, don't go raging at me. I'm just stating the facts. If anyone remembers the episode where Ciel was arrested, Sebastian admits to causing the Black Plague. For those who'll say Sebastian was lying, Sebastian can't lie by his contract with Ciel (Not because of a demon's aesthetics, as many people believe).

The Black Plague dated back around the 1400s, making Sebastian over 700 years old. Vincent can't be older than 50. For the example I'm about to show, we'll say Vincent's 40 (Do note I'm not aware of Vincent's real age).

EXAMPLE ONLY!!!
So, Vincent died when he was 40 and while Ciel was 10. Within the same year, Sebastian is summoned by Ciel and the two spend three years together. This would make Sebastian 43 years old.

Does anyone see the problem with that?

Now, if you're to suggest that Vincent is a demon, since he's supposedly Sebastian, that would make Ciel either a demon or half-demon. In which, Ciel is simply a human in a contract with a demon. Well, 'til the end of Season 2 (Anime only).

If you're either confused by what I've stated or you still don't realize it...

Sebastian's over 3200 years old, as he indirectly mentions in Episode 4 of Season 2.

Sebastian says that he knew the pharaoh, Pharaoh Smenkhare, while this pharaoh was still alive. Pharaoh Smenkhare was alive around the same time as King Tutankhamen. King Tutankhamen died in the year 1324B.C., meaning that Pharaoh Smenkhare was alive around the year 1324B.C. (For those of you unaware, B.C. stands for 'Before Christ'. B.C. is before A.D., and we are currently living in 2017A.D.)

With this information, it can be determined that Sebastian's at least 3200 years old.

Now then, I don't know if anyone's mind is changed after that, but hey, I said what I needed to say and proved what I needed to prove.

With that said, later!