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Request by Amber_de_Lafayette
"If your laptop and I were trapped in a housefire, and you only had enough time to save one, who would you save?........Do you seriously have to think about this!?"

[Reader's POV]
"(Y/n), what do you mean you'd rather kiss John than kiss me?" Alex whines, making me laugh.

"Babe, you know I'm kidding!" I say between laughs. He crosses his arms and makes a pouty face.

We're playing a two player game of would you rather while I heat up leftovers and he watches me heat up leftovers. So very helpful.

"If you like John so much, then move in with him!" He jokes.

"Oh please you couldn't live without me!" I hold my arms out and make a kissy face. He holds my waist and kisses me.

"I couldn't live without you," He smiles. I blush.

"Ooh, I got a good one!" I jump up. He laughs and keeps his arms around my waist.

"What would that be?" He asks, pushing a strand of hair out of my face.

"If your laptop and I were trapped in a housefire, and you only had enough time to save one, who would you save?" I ask, smirking because the answer is obvious.

He scratches his chin and hums, looking around the kitchen.

"Do you seriously have to think about this!?" I ask.

"Both," He smirks as if he beat the system. I roll my eyes.

"You can only pick one," I remind him.

"Then I pick the laptop," He says.

"What?" I almost yell laughing.

"My laptop can't run! You have legs! You can save yourself!" He defends himself.

"What if I'm trapped?" I ask. He makes a thinking face again. I roll my eyes again, "You know, it's rude to tell the love of your life that your laptop is more important than them," I say.

"Did you really think I'd ever pick my laptop over you?" He laughs.

"No..." I look at the floor, trying to avoid eye contact.

"You did!" He realizes and laughs.

"So what if I did?" I defend myself.

"I'd never pick a replaceable piece of metal over the love of my life!" He laughs.

"An expensive piece of metal," I add.

"It doesn't matter!" He laughs harder, "I can get a new one!"

"Whatever," I mumble.

"I can't believe you thought I'd save my laptop over you," He laughs.

"I can't believe you thought I'd rather kiss John than you," I smirk.

"Whatever,"

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